ENTABULATOR why didn't I think of that?

That is ancient history. The turbo encabulator concept was superceded even befor the time of the Essex Tri-dimensional.
Phase encapsulation theory far exceeded development of trans-inductance and wave gravulation long before the gravmetric priciple was reducted into a therom from a hypothicy.
Essex also proved that if under current pulsations of the modualor were not filtered a flow front of geometric proportion would be generated supplanting the actions of the whammybar. Caution was relieved when transdermal meforations of the left and right banks of the flow modulator were cross syncronized into a trans axial radiation toward the output side of the reluctance.
Worked good and smelled even better!!
 
Thanks, I will sue him for stealing my patent on it.

Otherwise it sounds like a doctor talking. Did you notice he mispronounced alot of words? He ain't had enough school housing.

The real problem is he will no doubt get government grant money to do his research. It doesn't make sence why he did not have a full face hair and a pony tail, sun glases, and a glass eyed stare, and say.... man.... alot.
 
The "speaker" in that video was just one of the film crew guys. A film crew went to GM to do a commercial. They set up the cameras, lights, and all and then asked anyone to go up to the easel, say some words so they could check everything out. This guy volunteered, walked up there and gave this spiel, none of it has a shred of truth, just off the tip of his tongue. No script whatsoever. You can hear the crew laughing at the end.
 
(quoted from post at 12:12:37 02/05/11) The "speaker" in that video was just one of the film crew guys. A film crew went to GM to do a commercial. They set up the cameras, lights, and all and then asked anyone to go up to the easel, say some words so they could check everything out. This guy volunteered, walked up there and gave this spiel, none of it has a shred of truth, just off the tip of his tongue. No script whatsoever. You can hear the crew laughing at the end.

ACTUALLY, that "technobabble" routine goes back a LOT farther, apparently back to 1944 as a gag by a General Electric engineer!

Poorly-scanned GE datasheet:

http://www.sirloin.org/myimages/turbo-encabulator.pdf

Thesis:

http://www.floobydust.com/turbo-encabulator/
 

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