G'mornin Joke

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man. The medicine man slowly, methodically, produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is powerful medicine. It must be respected. You take only teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."

The old man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until next full moon."
The old man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

"Dangling participle".

Now, that's funny, don't care who ya are! LOL

Allan

All English teachers would love that joke,I did!

I WISH I could remember the correct term so I could tell the punchline to this one,but for the life of me,I'm no English major and can't remember it.
But....this guy went to his favorite sea food restaurant and it was closed. So he hailed a taxi and when he got in he asked the driver if he knew where he could get scrod? The driver said,I've been asked that a lot,but that's the first time I've ever been asked in the..........whatever the correct term was. Been wracking my little brain and can't remember it.

Good job!my wife laughs harder than I!!

Past tense............

"I've never heard it asked in the pluperfect subjunctive",THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!
Amazing what you can find on Ask.com.

Thats the best one for quite awhile, on here. Especially the dangling participle.

Thanks for the laugh!

Thieves broke into the local pharmacy and stole 30 boxes of viagra pills. The police are looking for hardened criminals.

Any one got the address for that medicine man????

Anyone have the medicine mans address??

Tastes kinda like peppermint candy...

Thurlow, you mean it just wore off?

I don't think I'll tell that one to my classes.

Two women on a train to Boston. One says to the other, I"m going to Boston to get Scrod. The other says me too but it"s the first time I"ve heard it used in the past tense.It"s a Maine joke.