Holiday Party at Grannies Senior Center Pic.

Well a Hyponotist showed up at Grannies local senior citizens center today to perform. He exclaimed that he was going to put everyone into a hypnotic transe. He pulled a beautiful antique watch from his pocket. He said it was a very special watch, and been in his family for 6 generations. He told everyone to watch the watch very closely as he swung it back and forth. Everyone watched the gleaming watch swing back and forth. Suddenly the watch chain sliped from the hypnotist's finger, and when it hit the floor and shattered into hundreds of peices, he said "SHI#!!! It took all afternoon to clean up the mess. Grannie snapped this pic just after he said SHI#. She was seated on the out side edge of the group and missed the blunt of the attack. Grannie said that no one was seriously hurt, but the hypnotist was banned from returning, and everyone left in a shi##y mood. Happy Holidays The Acg.

What would of happened if he'd said, "Rats"?

I love the tree picture with the angel on top.... Here is how the tradition began.

The Little Angel on the Top of the Christmas Tree!

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit; this stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out at heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffeepot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made of. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the tree.

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