Joke of the Day

Mike (WA) · Nov 13, 2010

Wife of 60 years is on her deathbed, with husband standing by. She hands him a key, and says, "I guess its time you finally looked into that trunk at the foot of the bed that I've kept locked all these years." He opens it, and finds 3 ears of corn and $100,000. He asks, "What's the story on the corn?" She says, "Well, every time I cheated on you, I put an ear of corn in the trunk. I hope you can forgive me." He forgives her, then asks, "How about the $100,000?" She replies, "Well, every time I got a bushel, I sold it."

flying belgian · Nov 13, 2010

Funny. Had to tell it to the wife 5 times and she still don't get it.

LenND · Nov 13, 2010

A good one! Thanx!

rrlund · Nov 13, 2010

See if she gets this one.
A guy tells his wife her backside is getting as wide as an 8 row cornhead. That night,he's getting a little frisky. She tells him she's not starting up a $200,000 combine for one little nubbin.

RayP(MI) · Nov 13, 2010

Randy, don"t think I"ll share that one with the wife!

By the way, a couple days after you spotted your eagle it was seen east of Six Lakes.

rrlund · Nov 14, 2010

He must have made a u-turn. He was circling farther and farther south last I saw him.

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