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Hi, I was just thinking of Johnny Carson's shortest moment of time joke. He said it was the time from when a street light turned green until a New York taxi driver that is behind him honks. I've found one even shorter than that. It's from the time that a light turns green until when my wife says "the light is green, you can go now". Probably a gazillionth of a second.

Anything shorter you guys can think of?
 
Sometimes it's the amount of time between opening my mouth and then sticking my foot in it.
 
Sounds like you and the wife have never seen an episode of the British comedy Keeping Up Appearances. About the time my wife says something like that,all I have to say is "yes Hyacinth,minding the light" and that puts a stop to that kind of behaviour.
 
You're showing your age to remember that one....

I do too. Got a good laugh.

--->Paul
 
(quoted from post at 11:53:41 10/27/10) Hi, I was just thinking of Johnny Carson's shortest moment of time joke. He said it was the time from when a street light turned green until a New York taxi driver that is behind him honks. I've found one even shorter than that. It's from the time that a light turns green until when my wife says "the light is green, you can go now". Probably a gazillionth of a second.

Anything shorter you guys can think of?
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yeah, the time between "honey, here's a new tool I need to buy" and "THE LOOK", not even "NO", just "THE LOOK".
 
The femto second between plugging in a tool and remembering it was turned on. Similat to the realization that it was still in gear while sparking the starter motor. Jim
 
how about the time between improperly hand cranking a old tractor, it backfireing, and thinking "this is going to hurt"
 
Let's see, I say dire rear is the fastest thing, cause before you can think, blink, or turn on the light, you've cr@pped your pants. (punch line to an old joke!)
 
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