OT Tractor joke

So one day Ole is walking by Sven"s barn and looks through a gap in the door and sees Sven in front of his old John Deere, Sven is doing a dance and slowly removes his pants, then slowly unbuttons his flannel shirt and tears it of, all while dancing around his old JD. Soon he is down to his longjohns and about to remove them when Ole can"t take it anymore, he walks in and asks Sven "vhat da heck ya doin?" Sven says "vell me and da missus ain"t been gettin romantic much lately so ve vent to a therapist and da therapist said "Sven you need to do someting romantic to a tractor"!! May be as old as Moses toes and twice as corny, but it made me laugh!! :>)
 
Only problem I see with that is , that you named your tractor as a He not a She . I'd feel strange being sweet to OleBasketCase .Teehee ! God bless
 
Hey Nancy.......better be keeping an eye open for any strange behavior out of your old man whenever he gets around those old tractors of his.
 

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