funny (no tractor, but there is cow)

wingnut

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First-year students at the UC Davis Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the @nal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'
 
That is a great story!

I had a prof. in college that always said you should never feed a cow anything you would not eat yourself. Be'n in western KY and get'n out of school before all the feed bans we did feed studies at the school farm with broiler litter, and yes I have seen him eat a handfull of the stuff.

Dave
 
The vet we have for our horse can be the practical joker at times.He also runs a 4H vet clinic that my daughter goes to,I'll pass this along and see if he can catch any of the 4H kids.I won't tell my daughter first and see if he can catch her.She plans on going into vet medicine in a year,so this might help her out.Dads can be so mean sometimes.
 

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