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GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF MY YT FRIENDS:
This should makre your day:

The other stall: Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I"m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don"t know what got into me, But I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin" just fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I"m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I"m like you, just traveling!"?? At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.. I tell them "No. I"m a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I"ll have to call you back. There"s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions Cell phones, don"t you just love them! May you always have love to share, health to spare, and friends that care.

JR.FRYE
 
Yea,I was in the crapper at a McDonalds a year or so ago and some wingnut had one of those jobs that glue to the side of your head or however it is that they work. He was wandering around in there having a conversation with himself it seemed like. Then the a$$ said "somebody's in here that thinks I'm talking to him". I'd think that'd be better than having me think he was talking to himself.
 
Too funny! Even if we had a phone in the bathroom at home, I wouldn"t answer it from there.

I know what you mean, though.
 
Some time in the late 80's or early 90's. We had a bust at the reststop on the Idaho and Washington border on I90. The guy that was doing stuff thru a hole cut between the two toilets was a married guy, bunch of daughters, and he happened to be a big shot in one of the local school systems. (I think superintendent). So nothing surprises me.
 
Hope my spelling and grammar are OK; can't see too well because of the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

What a HOOT!
 
When I was in the Marine Corps, I was on the pot once in the station theater on the Naval Air Station at Atsugi, Japan. I noticed a hole in the partition, but didn't think much of it until some bonehead entered the other stall and stuck his tool through the hole.

I happened to be riding a motorcycle and had my helmet lying on the floor, so I picked up the helmet and whacked him a good one.

I imagine I messed up his social life for awhile.
 
years ago in a truckstop crapper early morning, most stalls full. guy apparently ran in slamed door and had barely time to get shorts down when he let a very loug burst off. Some one clearly and loudly anounced WE HAVE LIFT OFF ON LAUNCH PAD 6 Most chuckled seconds later another loud burst , ANOUNCED FIRST STAGE SEPERATION. By the time the announcer got to WE HAVE ACHIEVED ORBIT the whole place was roaring with lafter.
 
Be carefull you know what kind of people hang out in rest stop bathrooms! Just ask any trucker wink! wink! LOL Mike
 
Last week end I was in a changing room in Wal-Mart, and hollered at the lady--There's no toilet paper in here! She just replied, we will have to look in to that problem.
 
Way back when the out houses were everywhere, a friend at work told me of one station owner who put a speaker in the hole. When someone sat down, he would say: come back, I'm painting down here. I guess the door would open, and someone would run out very fast. Don't know if it is ture or not, but makes a good story. Stan
 
(quoted from post at 10:01:41 05/11/10)
GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF MY YT FRIENDS:
This should makre your day:

The other stall: Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I"m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don"t know what got into me, But I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin" just fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I"m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I"m like you, just traveling!"?? At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.. I tell them "No. I"m a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I"ll have to call you back. There"s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions Cell phones, don"t you just love them! May you always have love to share, health to spare, and friends that care.

JR.FRYE
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What about some of the stuff written in the stalls. A couple that really stood out were;
Here I sit in solemn bliss
Listing to my drizzling -iss
Now and then a fart is heard
Followed by a thundering -urd!
but the best one was an arrow pointing down in the middle of the door. When you looked down near the bottom of the door, in very small print, it said said, "You are know sh-tting at a 45 degree angle". I bet everyone that ever used that stall started laughing out loud. Dave
 
You pulling our leg?.. saw that in an e-mail.along similar lines. also a charley wheeler sitting in a restaurant talking loudly on her mobile for everyone to hear, then it rings.a real poser no less.
 
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