OT: Her Diary, His Diary

HER DIARY:

Dear Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, soI thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
waswrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't
know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else. My life is a disaster...


HIS DIARY:

My tractor wouldn't start today, but at least I got lucky.

LMAO !!! That's the best one I've heard in a long time. Ain't it so true.

It's a gender thing. Sometimes I think she'll never understand me even after 45 years.
Paul

Now I know why mine has so many empty pages. Not to much to rite down.

For sure, you'll never understand her.

Unfortunately, it's too true!!

My wife will never understand how, when I come home from a long day, all I want to do is sit in my recliner and read the paper in peace and quiet instead of discussing the whole day in detail.

She's also never figured out why, when I'm wrapped up on my computer in my office doing a report on a house I've inspected, I don't want to drop everything and talk about painting the bathroom.

Of course, I'll never understand how she and one of her girlfriends can chat for two hours over a meal and upon arriving home twenty minutes later spend another hour on the telephone. What in he11 can they talk about for three hours?

my sara needs to read this ....LOL

Priceless

yea i don't get that either. it isn't like they talk about important stuff like beer,guns,tractors,tractors,farming,cows ect.