A young farmer lost his wife to an untimely death. After the appropriate amount of time, his friends encouraged their shy friend to start dating again. After a time, he did so reluctantly. He finally met a young woman he liked and they began dating. After several months of dating, the young woman invited him into her home after a date one evening. He declined. They continued dating and each night after their date she would invite him in but he continued to decline her invitations. Finally one night she pleaded with him to come into her home and he accepted. After a little heavy petting on the couch she whispered in his ear "I'll be right back". When she returned she was wearing a see through nightie and not much else. They continued making out on the couch and once again she whispered in his ear "Do you have a Cialis?". He stopped what they were doing and with a puzzled look on his face he responded "No, I have a B John Deere with a belly mower".
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