From oldblu - not related to old
A doctor in Duluth, Mn wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he said to his assistant "Ole, I'm goin fishin tommorow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of all my patients.
Yes Sir - answers Ole
The doctor goes fishing and returns the next day.
He asks: So Ole: How was your day?
Ole told him he took care of three patients.
The first one had had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol.
Bravo mate: and the second one?
The second one had a stomach burning and I gave him Maalox.
Bravo,Bravo! You're realy good at this.
And the third patient?
Sir, I was sitting there and a woman comes through the door. Like a flame, she undresses herself including her nnalert and lies down on the table.
HELP ME! I haven't seen a man in over two years.
"Tunderin Lard Yeezus", Ole, what did you do, asked the doctor?
I put drops in her eyes.
A doctor in Duluth, Mn wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he said to his assistant "Ole, I'm goin fishin tommorow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of all my patients.
Yes Sir - answers Ole
The doctor goes fishing and returns the next day.
He asks: So Ole: How was your day?
Ole told him he took care of three patients.
The first one had had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol.
Bravo mate: and the second one?
The second one had a stomach burning and I gave him Maalox.
Bravo,Bravo! You're realy good at this.
And the third patient?
Sir, I was sitting there and a woman comes through the door. Like a flame, she undresses herself including her nnalert and lies down on the table.
HELP ME! I haven't seen a man in over two years.
"Tunderin Lard Yeezus", Ole, what did you do, asked the doctor?
I put drops in her eyes.
