olds book title

I Think your book title should be (THE ROAD TO OLD ) It would be a compelling story about a young man growing up to be unbelievable . indescribable older man that he is now.

or the life and times of "old"

Sort of sounds good now if I just knew how to write a book LOL. I know I could tell a few good story's like the time I got a ticket for running a red light back wards, or the time I delivered about 1000 newspapers even after the brakes went out in my car. Or how by the time I was 18 I had owned at least 15 cars and payed for all of them my self. Or how about the time I and a few friend spent from Friday night to Sunday night in a cave. The Friday we went in it was around 60 out and when we came out it was snowing

i will buy the first copy and you better sign it!!

wait a minute , you got a ticket for running a red light backwards?? you better run that one by all of us so we can read it in detail

You do know if you ever want to talk to me person to person all you have to do is send me an e-mail and I'll give you my phone number. I have 3 or 4 people that call me on and off just to here my long tales of life. Shoot before I was even 5 years old I had moved more times then I was old. Or how about how my dad had to figure out how to fix the front wheel of my trike because I kept burning of the front tire on it Guess I was a hot rodder from the first set of wheels I ever owned

Sort of a long story. Back from the age of 15 to the age of 18 I had a newspaper route in Cleveland MS. I got up at 1am every day 365 for the first few years then at last they stopped printing a Christmas paper so I had one day off. At first I only had a route of about 300 papers and did that on a Honda 160 motorcycle. Then as things went on the route got bigger to the point I had throwing over 1500 a day. I even ordered a brand new 1974 Dodge van which I started paying for with my paper route money. Well any how one night I was working and I had one place that was just down the block as in 2nd house so I would back out on to the street I had turned off of. Well so happened that there was a light there also. But being 3am give or take a little there was never any body else driving around so I never looked at the light and just backed out and went on my way. Well this one night a cop was sitting there waiting for me and when I backed threw a red light he stopped me and gave me a ticket. I wnet to court and the Judge asked me about it and what had happened and I told him and he asked me hey do you deliver a paper to such and such an address and I said yes. He then said can you throw the paper in this spot instead of where you have been. I told him yes and he then looked at the cop and told him to leave me alone I was just trying to do my job and at that time of night there was no traffic any how. Right?? and the cop had to say yes sir there was no traffic. Now would you believe I have 100s more like this??

I beleive it!!

How about -- THE ROUGH OLD ROAD OF GETTING OLD LIKE OLD OLD AS TOLD BY OLD

OK I'l take my meds now and get some rest.

So you didn't catch what state he is from?

Sorry old, just kiddin

How about "Old as DIRT"?

(Sorry, old, you know I think you're a great guy!)

Or how about this on. Back before I lived in Cleveland MS I lived in Athens TN. I had a paper route there also, also first place that I started to pay into income tax and FICA. Well I figure out how to set up a set of chains on a motorcycle after I made the mistake of shifting gears going up a hill covered in ice. Yep hit 2nd gear and went down and slide to the bottom of the hill . I got lucky that the guy at the bottom had waited to see if I got to the top. I slide back down the hill and his car stopped me since I slid under the front of it. Again one of those times that might have killed me but I lucked out

Well lets see. I was born in Alabama, then moved to Missouri and live in 2 towns there then moved to Minnesota and live in 2 or 3 towns there. Then moved to New Jersey for a short time then back to Minnesota and then to Kansas all before I was 5 years old. Then we moved to Nebraska then to Tennessee and then to Mississippi. In MS I graduate from High School and joined the navy, In the navy I went from Florida to Connecticut To Virginia, back to Connecticut to South Carolina then back to CT. Then back to Norfolk VA. and then to where I am now and that was all before I was 25 years old

Well the thing is as you know I'm really not all tha told BOB just been around the block a few to many times and maybe even did a few things that would have kill a lesser man LOL or maybe just killed a man not as lucky not sure which