I just saw the blond jokes below and thought I'd counter some of the negativity about the female blonds with a little about their male counterparts. I heard this one some years back from a girl at out local bearing supply house. She said it was the only male blond joke she had ever heard and I agree, I've never heard another one either.
There were three high steel workers, one a younger blond guy, who took their lunches together each day. One day, as they were sitting there about 30 stories up,they opened their lunch pails and pulled out their sandwiches. The first guy looked at his and said to the second, "I got tuna fish, what you got?" The second guy looked at his, turned to the blond, and said," I've got a tomatto sandwich, what you got?". The blond guy checked his and said I've got a ham sandwich
The next day they sit down to lunch and go through their routine, the first guy had tuna fish, the second tomatto, and the blond guy had ham.
This goes on for awhile with each guy having the same kind of sandwich each day.
Finally it gets to the point one day that the first guy checks his sandwich and says," I am so tired of tuna fish. If I find a tuna fish sandwich in with my lunch tomorrow I', just gonna jump off of this building and end it all.---The second guy agrees, and says if he has a tomatto sandwich again he's gonna jump and end it too.---The blond guy says he agrees with the others and says that if he has a ham sandwich again he's gonna jump too.
The next day the three guys sit down to lunch, by his time 45 stories up, and check out their sandwiches. The first guy opens his bag, sees tuna fish, stands up and jumps to his death. The second guy opens his bag, sees a tommato sandwich and he to stands and jumps to his death. The blond guy opens his, sees ham and immediately follows his buddies down to his death.
Since they were all such good friends it was decided to have their funerals all together and indeed they had a beautiful service. After the funeral the wives are standing around discussing their husbands deaths and trying to figure out what happened. The first guys wife spoke up and said,"You know the only thing I can figure out is that he once told me that was so tired of tuna fish sandwiches that he just couldn't take it any more and if he saw another one he was going to do something I'd regret. I never thought he'd do anything as crazy as jumping but it was just so easy to make him a tuna fish sandwich that I forgot and made him another one that day. I feel so bad about it, if I hadn't made tuna fish he'd still be here.------The second woman, like the first, shared a similar story. She said her husband told her he was so sick of tomatto sandwiches that he didn't know what he'd do if her ever saw another one. She too had forgotten and made her husband anothe tomatto sandwich. She too felt just awful about the sandwich and admitted that her husband just might still be alive if she hadn't been so thoughtless.------With their stories complete the first two wives looked to the blond guys wife expecting to hear her story and admission of responsibility and grief over the death of her husband. Instead she looked back at them and smiled and said sweetly, "Why are ya'll looking at me, HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH EVERY DAY"..........
Ok, there is is, kinda long, but the only blond make joke I've ever heard......
There were three high steel workers, one a younger blond guy, who took their lunches together each day. One day, as they were sitting there about 30 stories up,they opened their lunch pails and pulled out their sandwiches. The first guy looked at his and said to the second, "I got tuna fish, what you got?" The second guy looked at his, turned to the blond, and said," I've got a tomatto sandwich, what you got?". The blond guy checked his and said I've got a ham sandwich
The next day they sit down to lunch and go through their routine, the first guy had tuna fish, the second tomatto, and the blond guy had ham.
This goes on for awhile with each guy having the same kind of sandwich each day.
Finally it gets to the point one day that the first guy checks his sandwich and says," I am so tired of tuna fish. If I find a tuna fish sandwich in with my lunch tomorrow I', just gonna jump off of this building and end it all.---The second guy agrees, and says if he has a tomatto sandwich again he's gonna jump and end it too.---The blond guy says he agrees with the others and says that if he has a ham sandwich again he's gonna jump too.
The next day the three guys sit down to lunch, by his time 45 stories up, and check out their sandwiches. The first guy opens his bag, sees tuna fish, stands up and jumps to his death. The second guy opens his bag, sees a tommato sandwich and he to stands and jumps to his death. The blond guy opens his, sees ham and immediately follows his buddies down to his death.
Since they were all such good friends it was decided to have their funerals all together and indeed they had a beautiful service. After the funeral the wives are standing around discussing their husbands deaths and trying to figure out what happened. The first guys wife spoke up and said,"You know the only thing I can figure out is that he once told me that was so tired of tuna fish sandwiches that he just couldn't take it any more and if he saw another one he was going to do something I'd regret. I never thought he'd do anything as crazy as jumping but it was just so easy to make him a tuna fish sandwich that I forgot and made him another one that day. I feel so bad about it, if I hadn't made tuna fish he'd still be here.------The second woman, like the first, shared a similar story. She said her husband told her he was so sick of tomatto sandwiches that he didn't know what he'd do if her ever saw another one. She too had forgotten and made her husband anothe tomatto sandwich. She too felt just awful about the sandwich and admitted that her husband just might still be alive if she hadn't been so thoughtless.------With their stories complete the first two wives looked to the blond guys wife expecting to hear her story and admission of responsibility and grief over the death of her husband. Instead she looked back at them and smiled and said sweetly, "Why are ya'll looking at me, HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH EVERY DAY"..........
Ok, there is is, kinda long, but the only blond make joke I've ever heard......
