OT: AUNT ROSE???

PJH · Jan 10, 2010

I coulda swore she said we were gonna attempt to go down to Tupelo to see Aunt Rose. . .

I said, "I don't know anybody named Aunt Rose!"

She said, "I SAID 'THE TEMPERATURE GOT DOWN TO TWO BELOW AND IT FROZE'!!!"

That's how a lot of arguements start around here. Not even on the same subject. . .

4 below in SOUTHERN Illinois at 6AM.
Paul

agpilot · Jan 10, 2010

Paul: That was good. I just got up 15 minutes ago and started the 1st cup of coffee and it took reading it twice. Tu-pe-lo... unnn.. Ya, but it's a dry cold. right? ONe winter back in 61 I lived just a couple blocks off Lake Michagan and the damp wind from the lake was "damp" bad. ag

Anonymous-0 · Jan 10, 2010

KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, YOU NEED A WIFE LIKE MINE SHE CAN'T HEAR OUT OF HER LEFT EAR, I CAN'T HEAR OUT OF MY RIGHT EAR. GIVES THE TERM ROAD TRIP NEW MEANING! by the way Im not yelling just speaking up.

Uncle Ernie · Jan 10, 2010

And if you let her drive she WILL hear every time you comment on her driving!! That is experience speaking...

Anonymous-0 · Jan 10, 2010

I told my wife once I wished I had never met her or her family, I would have been a rich man. I also went on to say she was ugly, and her mother dressed her kinda funny.

She yelled WHAT DID YOU SAY? --I YELLED BACK--YOUR HEARING AID WILL BE FIXED TOMORROW DEAR !!!!

NE IA

Mike Henry · Jan 10, 2010

My wife misunderstood me the other day. She thinks I said "you are a loving wife that I cant spend enough time with." when really what I said was "you witch,the first chance I get Im going to poison you." Not sure how she misunderstood my muttering.

OT: AUNT ROSE???

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