OT/new handle

rrlund

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Darn it.Thought I"d try changing my handle to dumb hillbilly.Even tried stupid hillbilly,but somebody beat me to that too. After everything that went on last night and this morning,I"d sure wear it with pride.
I see somebody finally complained and it all went away. Darned shame. Ain"t had so much fun since the hogs ate my little sister.
 
"Ain"t had so much fun since the hogs ate my little sister."

Can't say I've ever heard that one- sure wish I could quit laughing...
 
Maybe if you misspelled it? Don"t wannabe a edjikated one. BTW, I found out my handle needs a . in it- otherwise I can"t post. Try dumb.hillbilly. This from a system that switches my typed apostrophe to a quotation mark!
 
My Sister, brother and I cut across the hog lot to the north fence to watch dad and the threshing crew work. We must of got tired and come to the house, sister and I anyway. When the crew come in to eat found my brother asleep by the fence in the hog lot. Dad really chewed my sister and me out, told us the hogs could of eat him.
 
You're supposed to say "did they eat her whole?" And I say "no,they spit that part out". Better when you say it than when you spell it.
 
Gosh guys I must have gone to bed too early I missed it. I sure wish some folks would lighten up on the spelling thing. I've seen doctors and many very successful people including millionaires that have a problem with spelling so as long as they can sign my name right on my check it all goes away. I was going to be an English Lit. major in college but naw that was not for me so I changed majors sure glad I did that because unless I became a prof. I wouldn't be making anywhere near what I'm making now. Some of the people who try to correct other's spelling need to research some of the most successful peoples educational background. Yes I'm guessing I've made several spelling errors on this comment. Hey, we are what we are!
 
This was all just over a guy who didn't agree with most of us on here. He threw a girly fit and called us a bunch of dumb hillbillies. What a hoot. Can't remember having so much fun on here. I think we really had him frustrated. Got the feeling nobody had ever challenged his theories before. He reminded me of that youtube video of the guy/girl crying "leave Britany alone".
 
Ok, that's sounds pretty benign as long as they don't mess with us hillbillies. Did I spell that right? Do't mess with the hill billy brothers.LOL
 
Lol,whole and hole have two different meanings for sure,if you replace the l in whole with an r,it takes on a whole nother meaning again lol.
 
Oh man!That was painfull.Laughed so hard my sides hurt.I missed that one.

There really was an old man around here that the hogs ate part of him.He was feeding them and had a heart attack out in the lot and when they found him hogs had ate his hands off of him.I dont think he was even dead very long when they found him either.There are different versions to the story.Some say he was taking a crap out in the hog lot and fell over and the hogs started eating him.So now there is a saying when somebody is not around"He went to -hit and the hogs ate him."
 
An instructor pilot was teaching acrobatics to a young woman student pilot. They think something rolled under his control pedals and he was preparing to auger in. The young woman jumped (they were both wearing chutes), but the instructor went in with the plane. They were too low. The girl fell in the neighbors hog lot, there was just a skeleton when they found her the following day. I helped them search but they were making a circle and she was in the opposite direction from where we were looking. August 24, 1984, on my dad's birthday.

Gene

Yes, they will eat you.

Gene
 

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