Wally World placed an add for a new greeter in the local paper. There were only three candidates that showed up for the interview. All three were well qualified for the position which was a problem for the manager since the three fellows were all different. So the manager doing the interviews had to come up with some way to make a decision on who got the job that was equal in every respect so there could be no complaints of bias or anything when the decision was handed down.
He finally comes up with a plan so he brings the three guys in the office together and tells them that since all three are equally qualified he is going to ask them all the same question and the one with the best answer gets the job.
He starts with the black fellow and asks "What is the fastest thing in the world?" The man immediately replys," Thought". When asked to explain his answer, how "thinking or thought" could be considered the fastest thing, he says that as a soon as the question was asked he began to think of an answer so "Thought" had to be the fast thing in the world.
With that the manager moves on to the white guy and askes the same question. He immediately answers "Light. Light is the fastest thing in the world". When asked to explain he says that when he goes out to the barn at night he flips the switch at the back door and waaaaay out across the field in the barn the light immediately comes on,faster than he could ever imagine it could, so "light" has to be the fastest thing in the world.
Both answers given so far have been great answers showing they were well thought out so the manager was still a bit worried about who to give the job too, especially since he didn"t think a good "ole boy like Bubba really held a chance of giving an answer half as good as the other two.
Still he had promised to ask all three men the same question so even though he didn"t hold much hope for Bubba he asked him the same question anyway. Well "ole Bubba sat there and thought a second and then gave his reply. He said that in his way of thinking "diarrhea" was absolutely the fastest thing he could think of in the world. This answer really shocked the manager as it didn"t make sense to him. So just like with the other guys he asked for an explination since an answer like "diarreah" just didn"t make sense to him given the question. When asked to explain Bubba replied that he had heard the other two answers and that he agreed, both thought and light were both very, very fast but that diarreah was even faster. He said he knew if for a fact because just last week he had diarreah and when it hit him he ran for the bathroom but before he could "think" or "turn on the light" he had already messed his pants........BUBBA GOT THE JOB............
He finally comes up with a plan so he brings the three guys in the office together and tells them that since all three are equally qualified he is going to ask them all the same question and the one with the best answer gets the job.
He starts with the black fellow and asks "What is the fastest thing in the world?" The man immediately replys," Thought". When asked to explain his answer, how "thinking or thought" could be considered the fastest thing, he says that as a soon as the question was asked he began to think of an answer so "Thought" had to be the fast thing in the world.
With that the manager moves on to the white guy and askes the same question. He immediately answers "Light. Light is the fastest thing in the world". When asked to explain he says that when he goes out to the barn at night he flips the switch at the back door and waaaaay out across the field in the barn the light immediately comes on,faster than he could ever imagine it could, so "light" has to be the fastest thing in the world.
Both answers given so far have been great answers showing they were well thought out so the manager was still a bit worried about who to give the job too, especially since he didn"t think a good "ole boy like Bubba really held a chance of giving an answer half as good as the other two.
Still he had promised to ask all three men the same question so even though he didn"t hold much hope for Bubba he asked him the same question anyway. Well "ole Bubba sat there and thought a second and then gave his reply. He said that in his way of thinking "diarrhea" was absolutely the fastest thing he could think of in the world. This answer really shocked the manager as it didn"t make sense to him. So just like with the other guys he asked for an explination since an answer like "diarreah" just didn"t make sense to him given the question. When asked to explain Bubba replied that he had heard the other two answers and that he agreed, both thought and light were both very, very fast but that diarreah was even faster. He said he knew if for a fact because just last week he had diarreah and when it hit him he ran for the bathroom but before he could "think" or "turn on the light" he had already messed his pants........BUBBA GOT THE JOB............
