OT: Blonde Joke

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house..

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said....

You'll love this...



Yep. I know you will...





"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

Dude walks into a bar and bellies up, and asks the bartender (who happens to be a blonde). "Hey, would you all like to hear this blonde joke?" The bartender says "before you tell this joke, you should consider this: That blonde to your right, she"s a professional weight lifter. The blonde on your left, she"s a bada$$ biker, the blonde behind you won the Golden Gloves boxing tournament the last three years in a row, the blonde two seats down just got out of prison on a murder rap and I"m a black belt in Karate. Still want to tell that joke??". "Nah", said the guy, "I don"t want to have to tell it five times over".

surprized they haven't been deleted as racial intolerance

Bama's lips are purple.

I heard a different version. The guy who walked into the bar said - "OK, OK, I'll tell it really slow."

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container............

Cause it said.......Concentrate.

A blonde is at a casino feverishly putting dollar after dollar into a change machine and a guy sees her and says "What are you doing" She says "Winning Duh !"

A blonde with a hail damagad car goes to the body shop.She asks the body man what it would cost to fix her car. After getting a quote and realizing it was to high the body man tells her to let it sit in the sun and that would pop some of them out.The next week she returns to the body man and asks him what she could do to make it look nicer.The body man tells her on the next hot day out in the sun she should blow on the exhaust pipe and that would push more of them out.So on the first hot day she starts blowing on the exhaust pipe,in a while she gets asked what she is doing by her blonde neighbor. Blondey explains her whole story to her neighber. The blonde neighbor tells her while she is blowing on the exhaust pipe,THAT WON'T WORK STUPPID YOU FIRST HAVE TO ROLL UP THE WINDOWS !!!!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are preparing for a hike across a desert. The brunette says she is bringing water in case they get thirsty. The redhead says she is bringing food in case they get hungry. The blonde says she is bringing a car door. When they ask why, she says it is so they can roll the window down if they get hot.

Come on now.... the last time I heard that one, it involved a mainlander, Cape Bretoner and a Newfoundlander.
Needless to say, the newf brought his door.

Rod