Anonymous-0
Well-known Member
jokes, Two ladies talking in heaven.
Ist Woman. Hi Barbara
2nd Woman. Hi Sylvia, how did you die?
1st.. I froze to death.
2nd... How horrible
1st... It wasn't so bad, after I quit
shaking from the cold I began to get
warm and sleepy and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?
2nd... I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected my husband was cheating
so I came home early to catch him
in the act but instead I found him
all by himself in the den watching
TV.
1st.. So what happened?
2nd... I was so sure there was a woman there
somewhere that I started running all
over the house looking.I ran up into
the attic and searched then down
into the basement then I went through
every closet and checked under all
the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere and
finally I became so exhausted that I
keeled over with a heart attack and
died.
1st woman.. Too bad you didn't look in the
fridge,we'd both still be alive.
Ist Woman. Hi Barbara
2nd Woman. Hi Sylvia, how did you die?
1st.. I froze to death.
2nd... How horrible
1st... It wasn't so bad, after I quit
shaking from the cold I began to get
warm and sleepy and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?
2nd... I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected my husband was cheating
so I came home early to catch him
in the act but instead I found him
all by himself in the den watching
TV.
1st.. So what happened?
2nd... I was so sure there was a woman there
somewhere that I started running all
over the house looking.I ran up into
the attic and searched then down
into the basement then I went through
every closet and checked under all
the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere and
finally I became so exhausted that I
keeled over with a heart attack and
died.
1st woman.. Too bad you didn't look in the
fridge,we'd both still be alive.
