Fergienewbee
Well-known Member
A guy skydiving for the first time jumps out of the plane. He waits the appropriate length of time and pulls the rip cord. Nothing happens. He pulls it agian. Nothing. Now in a panic, he pulls the emergency rip cord, but still nothing happens. As he's pluumeting toward earth, he meets a guy coming up.
"Hey, you know anything about parachutes?" the skydiver asks.
"No, do you know anything about gas stoves?"
Larry in Michigan
"Hey, you know anything about parachutes?" the skydiver asks.
"No, do you know anything about gas stoves?"
Larry in Michigan