Anonymous-0
Well-known Member
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE --- I'M BROKE
An un-paid state worker answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning, ' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away! ' said the state worker. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!'
and he proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen
my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto his hallway carpet.
'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from
your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'
The un-paid state worker stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork,
'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'
:roll:
An un-paid state worker answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning, ' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away! ' said the state worker. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!'
and he proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen
my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto his hallway carpet.
'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from
your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'
The un-paid state worker stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork,
'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'
:roll:
