OT Joke for ya'll

NCWayne

Well-known Member
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their a$$e$ and the results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their a$$ is too fat...
10% of women think their a$$ is too skinny...
The remaining 60% say they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they wouldn’t trade him for the world!.......................
Thankfully my wife agrees with the remaining 60%.....LOL
 
Do you know why married women are heavier than single women?

Single women come home at night,look in the refrigerator,close the door and go to bed.

Married women come home at night,look in the bedroom,close the door and go to the refrigerator.
 
Kinda like the one that says:
Married men don't live longer....
It just seems that way.....
 
The angle of the dangle divided by the Mass of the a$$ determines the heat of the meat...does that help any in figuring your percentage results? LOL.
 

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