OT: stuff kids say

A few days ago I was explaining to my son that the interstate goes Southwest into Indiana.....Then my son (8 year old) says "Dad do a lot of Indians live there"?

I was having my son do some addition problems so he will remember before school starts. And I explained to him basic multiplication and he says "what do I need to know that for"?

He also has asked me repeatedly for a rated M games for his handheld video game (rated M means mature I am told) and I keep saying no, your not old enough and he has told me that "its only cartoon guys getting killed"

I don't think I got to enjoy any "questionable" video games until I was probably 14 or so. Though, to be fair, when I was young we only had 8 Bit games, anyway.

We had pin ball machines if you had money. Think I must have been in mid to late 40's when I first heard "video games". Had more fun with kick the can and especially spin the bottle than any of these games now-a-days..lol

Oh yeah- stuff kids say-
4 year old grandson came home one day from pre-school, I ask what he learned, he said (with a straight face) {you get what you get and you dont throw a fit}. When I quit laughing I ask who taught him that, he said one of the people serving lunch!!

I have 4 lil girls ,there is always goofy sayings in my house . We got a 3 yr old German short hair . One girl told me the dog was having puppies . Huh ,I said ,yea come look , she points to the dogd teats and says ,,see their feet are coming out .

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny.. 'Giving up?'

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,
'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?'

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ..'

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Kids are given games, that make them think it's ok to kill one another, and call it just a game, like Cartoon guys killing each other,

I have seen this for years, and parents think it's OK to have this for kids, when in fact, gets them thinking doing bad things is common,

why not give kids games to (Help some one else out) that way kids will be given a new approch on thinking, instead of evil thinking.

DId you change your name from Little Jonny, to Old Roy ?