O/T. finally

well, today is the 23rd so i guess that makes me 18 finally and my great grand dad is 84 and still kickin.



Matt Waddell

Happy Birthday????

An 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in.

The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out chasing turkeys up and down the mountains."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 100 years old and, in fact, he hunted turkey with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a turkey hunter."

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went turkey hunting with you this morning too?"

The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married."

The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married! Why would a 118- year-old guy want to get married?"

The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?

Somebody had it in for the 118 year old man.

It's great to be 18 !! I was 18 once, 40 years ago.

I turned 18 ,Sept.7,1955 at the USMC Recruit Training Center ,San Diego,Calif.Got a Piece of paper in July 1968 which said I served honorably ,but have been a Marine all my life,or that is what my wife says any way,of course I was a Marine long before she was my wife,so?

When is turkey season?

Happy Birthday! I turned 23 years old this morning as well. I can't believe that it has been 5 years since I turned 18 already. Have a good day!

Forgot! "Happy Birthday"

Happy Birthday then! I was 18 once almost 7 years ago. I turn a quarter of a Century on Oct. 12.

Did lots of stupid stuff when I was 18, but I did meet my Wife before then.

Donovan from Wisconsin

You will soon learn that Grandpas age is just around the next corner for you. Happy B day

"I wish I was eighteen again.-----Going were I've already been.-----" George Burns. Great song.

Ahhhh, to be young and dumb and full of c___
again.

thanks yall!

Didn't have a Batman then either.

Eighty year old ,feeling unwell,went to the Doctor accompanied by his wife.
Doc. examined him and said: "I will need a urine and stool sample"
The old feller being hard of hearing said: " what's that".

Wife said:" Give him your underpants ,dear."

Now, thats FUNNY! I'm sitting here laughing so hard i woke up my wife!