Whoever said......

Anonymous-0

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that child birth was the greatest pain in the world, must not have had their little toe broke...........

Think I need massive amounts of morphine...
 

Didn't know something that small could cause so much pain.........

Got it taped to it's neighbor for a little comforting and consoling....

Something told me I shouldn't have got out of bed this morning.
 
Dave I guess you have never had a rotten tire blow apart and hit you in the privates while kneeling over it, airing it up. I'll take the broken toe any day. Just think next year at this tim you will have forgotten all about it. Get well. Stan
 
You don't know what pain is till the lady friends here get a hold of your child making posesions. I'm a betting the ladies will put you in your place faster than your toe started hurting---just so you know you brought both of these pains on yourself!

My sympathy anyway. Been nice a knowin ya!
 
Ouch! Have had broken toes and fingers, and that really doesn't even get close. However, I am very sorry that your poor wittle tootsie is all brokey wokey. (Just Picking!) Seriously, I hope the pain stops for you soon. Take care, CL
 
A'int never got nobody pregnant or broke no toe, but I've had kidney stones..........(I like them double negatives)
 
Hopefully you don't need to have the bugger set. Whe I broke mine on the couch(don"t ask!) they numbed it with a needle that was about the same diameter as the plastic tube on a WD-40 can, only about a third as long. You forget about that broken toe when that sucker"s going in there in about 3 places! You have my sympathy!
 
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lost pinky finger on righthand between 1st & 2nd knuckle.
got it caught in the drive pulley on electric motor. didn't cut it off tore it off.

guess what that feels like!!
 
Broke my right little toe across the middle, and split the end bone in the same process. That was 40 years ago this summer, and it's still sensitive to being bumped wrong. Having said that.....when, or if, you ever get a significant kidney stone, you'll be ready to trade it for several broken toes.
 
I had knee surgery and refused to take the pain killers when I got home. I am a tuff guy don't need no pain killers. Boy was I wrong.
 
Hope you don't come back here every day waiting for his answer!It's just what he is hoping for or you would have an answer by now.
 
Broke a little toe about 20 years ago, all my shoes now have steel toes.. even the pair I wear to weddings and funerals.. I learned my lesson..
 
I don"t know about child birth but try being burned in the face, hands, and arms and spending time in a burn unit for a while to get treated, not much fun and pain is real wicked. Also can understand being hit in the private parts by a piece of 8 gauge copper wire shot out from under a brush cutter. Never saw it coming but it draw blood and put me on the ground real fast. walked funny for a few days.
 
Had a big toe broken by a snow plow once. Doctor put a pin in until it healed. Funny little steel pin sticking out of the end of My big toe. One day I noticed it seem to be threaded. It was. Guess how he took it out. With a pair of pliers. It was about 2 inches long and every time he turned it, I wanted to turn too!! 30 years and that toe is still touchy about being bumped.
 
OK......much better now :oops: :oops:

I know there are much worse things in the world, but not yesterday.......

I've been stepped on more than I can remember, but this is the 1st time it caught just the toe like this. I've got several pair of steel toe shoes/boots but have gotten lazy and slip on Muck boots all the time...

I'm a big boy now..thanks for the sympathy :roll:

Dave
 
Tore my left eye out,(How many of you have seen your left ear with your left eye? It was dangling) And the novocain did not completely deaden the eye while putting it back in. Very very painful. Lost most of the vision in it.
 
I held up 3000 lbs with the end of my index finger. Ummm..... only for a second though. My finger was inbetween the fork of a forklift and the full rack it was picking up.

The tip of my finger, to the first knuckle, was flat as a pancake and big around as a half dollar. Blew most of the bone and innards out the end and sides. It was 8 hours before I got it fixed in the ER. Saved most, and still use whats left. Doc said theres more nerves in the end of your index finger than anywhere else in your body. I was in TOTAL agreement with him.

NEVER want to do that again. But even after that, I tip my hat to the women and leave the childbirth thing with top honors.
 
Got my index finger into a chain saw (running) one time. After they cut out about 2 pounds of hamburger they put 52 stitches in the back of the finger.
On a scale of 1 to 10 that was about 35 for pain level.
 
I just had to get a shot in the the bottom of my arch on my left foot, when I made my co payment at the desk the nurse asked how I was doing and I told her just fine but I had to breath like a woman in labor when I was getting the shot. The doc did freeze the area first.

It's not that it hurt so much but just the thought of it was terrifying.
 
When I was little like 11, too poor to buy shoes, got ingrown toenails. The fix was for the doctor to pull them out. Wo0rst pain I ever remember. Close was sawing a finger halfway through.
 
I don't know about the little toe, but I never felt pain like I did in
March. The hospital said I had a blood clot in the lung causing it.
Also retaining water, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, a
defective heart valve, and diabetes. I lost 30 pounds in 1 week in
the hospital due to water pills. I feel much better now.
 
Really smashing a finger bad is the only thing that has ever made me faint. Mine was from a 2x6 that fell when I was framing a house and I never saw it coming. And the throbbing for weeks after wasn't much better. That finger still doesn't work right in cold weather.

A gall bladder attack was painful enough to send me to the E.R. and there I was treated to my first and only dose of morphine. I got a new understanding of what the dopers see in the opiate drugs.

But probably the worst pain I ever had was a bad blister on my eye surface that I got from a hard contact lens that I forgot to remove before I went to sleep back in my drinking days. The next morning it felt like the whole side of my face had been hacked off and I was nearly blind in both eyes. The eye doctor said it was the worst injury he had ever seen from a contact lens. But he was able to deaden the pain and send me home later that morning with some stuff to put in my eye for a few days. I wore an eye patch for a week. After that I put the contacts in one more time and they hurt, so I never put them in again.

It's funny how you instantly remember those most painful moments. They really make an impression!
 

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