OT PG13 Joke,Don't read if easily offended.

cj in wisconsin · Jun 1, 2009

An 80 year old man goes to the doctor, says "Doc when I was 20 if I got an erection it took two hands to push it down, when I turned 40 it still took two hands, just alot easier, now I'm 80 and can do it with just one hand, now I only have one question." Doc says "What would that be?" Old guy asks "Just how much stronger am I going to get?"

bruster · Jun 1, 2009

That's a cute joke, no matter what some prudes may think!

Billy Shafer · Jun 1, 2009

Pretty soon he wont need any hands. Good one.

Bill(Wis) · Jun 1, 2009

Or the story Johnny Carson liked to tell about the 90 year old man who told his doctor that he had married a ninteen year old girl. His doctor said; "Good heavens man, do you know that having intercourse with her could prove fatal?" "If she dies, she dies" was the old man's reply. (;>))

Mike (WA) · Jun 1, 2009

Or the two old men discussing their ailments on the park bench- one says, "I just went to my doctor, and he prescribed 1/8 of a Viagra pill every day." Other geezer: "For heaven's sake- you're too old to be thinking about $ex- and besides, what good is an eighth of a pill going to do you?" Geezer 1- "I don't care about $ex- I just want to quit peeing on my shoes."

pete black · Jun 1, 2009

As we age we all enter the BBBB race. The Brain, But, Bladder and Boyhood all race to see which fails first.

Bill(Wis) · Jun 2, 2009

Reminds me of an 80 year old neighbor who's getting a little hard of hearing. He heard the Viagra adds on the radio and thought they said "Vigaro". He went to the feed store and got some and took about a tablespoonful a day all summer. It didn't improve his sexlife but he had the best looking berry patch in the county. (;>))

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