Nancy Howell
Well-known Member
This was part of an email a friend sent. Thought I'd post it just for grins.
"No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead... I'll wait.."
"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks."
"A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why."
"It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but, not downstairs."
Don't be asking any smart questions like "why would you lead a cow upstairs". Just chuckle a bit and don't tell anyone why you built a staircase in the pasture!
"No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead... I'll wait.."
"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks."
"A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why."
"It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but, not downstairs."
Don't be asking any smart questions like "why would you lead a cow upstairs". Just chuckle a bit and don't tell anyone why you built a staircase in the pasture!