Got these from my 80 year parents so had to share!
A Russian, American and a blonde were talking one day. The Russian says "We were" first in space. The American said "We were" the first to land on the moon. The blonde says "so what". We're going to be the first on the sun.
The Russian and American were confused but the blonde explaianed. We are going to go to beat night"
A Blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit the other night and it was her turn. She got Science and Nature - "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" The blonde thinks for a while and then asks, Is the vacuum on or off?
Then there was the blonde out walking her dogs. A male jogger cames up and asked her their names to which she reponds that their names are Timex and Rolex. Male thinks that's odd. Askrd again - to which the blonde responds - These are watch dogs!
Boy, the sucks in central Illinois - so I'm goona go home and clean the garage/shop!
Over and out
Jim
A Russian, American and a blonde were talking one day. The Russian says "We were" first in space. The American said "We were" the first to land on the moon. The blonde says "so what". We're going to be the first on the sun.
The Russian and American were confused but the blonde explaianed. We are going to go to beat night"
A Blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit the other night and it was her turn. She got Science and Nature - "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" The blonde thinks for a while and then asks, Is the vacuum on or off?
Then there was the blonde out walking her dogs. A male jogger cames up and asked her their names to which she reponds that their names are Timex and Rolex. Male thinks that's odd. Askrd again - to which the blonde responds - These are watch dogs!
Boy, the sucks in central Illinois - so I'm goona go home and clean the garage/shop!
Over and out
Jim
