My wife and I went out to eat with some couples to a local tavern that serves food Sun.....At the bar there was a dude between to women..I could not believe it... he would take turns making out with both of them...he was wearing an Allis Chalmers t-shirt...what would you have done if you saw this...I laughed my a-- off.
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Anonymous-0
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I would have bought me at least two Allis Chalmers shirts as soon as possible.
johndeereman
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i would have asked him to share lol if hes dumb enough to wear an allis shirt one of them girls is prolly his sister
GeneMO
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gold-leaf-deere, I do like the way you think, but, I think I would have had to tell him that he was a disgrace to the brand. Of course, there is alway an exception. If they were young, good looking and HOT.
Gene
Gene
Anonymous-0
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you seem surprised what else would you expect out of someone wearing a allis chalmers shirt.he he he
(dont get mad guys im just teasin ya) RICK.
(dont get mad guys im just teasin ya) RICK.
Sean Feeney
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What part of the Country are you in, we sure have some boring water holes here, just smelly old men, you always seem to have something exciting there!
James Howell
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Probably ask him where he bought the T-shirt.
Back in the old days around here that would be referred to as a "Texas Sandwich".
No telling how many women he could round up if he'd been wearing a "Nothing Runs Like a Deere Shirt" and playing "She Thinks I'm S3xy" on the juke box.
Back in the old days around here that would be referred to as a "Texas Sandwich".
No telling how many women he could round up if he'd been wearing a "Nothing Runs Like a Deere Shirt" and playing "She Thinks I'm S3xy" on the juke box.
garytomaszewski
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If it was Arkansas they would both have been his sisters.
charles todd
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What were their phone numbers?
Charles
Charles
Mark - IN.
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Asked for his autograph, where I could buy his book, and what nights he gives classes.
Mark
Mark
Goose
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Reminds me of when the movie "Psycho" first came out. I was a young single squirt and went to see it with two girls. I was sitting between them.
When that scene came on where they turned the rocking chair around and showed the mother, those girls had a mid-air collision in the middle of my lap.
For some reason, we stayed that way for the rest of the movie.
When that scene came on where they turned the rocking chair around and showed the mother, those girls had a mid-air collision in the middle of my lap.
For some reason, we stayed that way for the rest of the movie.
olgentdc
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I once dated sisters , I realize NOW that would had been possible .. but at the time was TODAMDUMB to realize and enjoy the possibilities .or too Churched . NOW I KNOW better than to even consider such a possibility.......
Roy in georgia
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did you happen to get a look at him? WAS IS LANCE??????????? LOL just kiddin but he did say he is now a Allis man after all he has went through just thought he may have taken a break. Dad always said "if it has t1ts or tires it will give you trouble" that guy is in for double trouble lol
Ron in Nebr
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Hmmmmm....you guys ever read any of the Roger Welsch books?(he's a Nebraskan, ya know, famous author, tv personality, etc etc etc)...writes alot about his love for Allis tractors AND seems to spend a bit of time at his local hometown tavern, according to the books anyways....did, by chance, the guy have kinda bushy grey hair, moustache, and a pair of bib overalls on along with that Allis shirt??? Coulda possibly been that he was just there doing some feild research for his latest column of "Liars Corner" in the Nebraska Farmer magazine? Naw....
Anonymous-0
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Man...I once dated sisters, too...and you know who I mean, Jim. Last I knew, at least one of 'em would still speak to me, but that's been a lot of years ago.
olgentdc
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Hey Buzz , I know the ONES,, LOL! ... Don't Worry they Still Like You . and remember YOU .. And their neices do too . Talk to both sets of sisters occassionally ,,And all is well .. Life is GOOD,,. chesara-sara
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