re-redneck jokes

just recieved;
1. you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2.you can entertain yourself for more than 5 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. you burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. you think "the nutcracker" is somthing you do off the high dive.
6. the salvation army declines your furniture.
7. you offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. you have the local taxidermist on your speed dial.
9. you come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. your wife can climb a tree faster than you can.
12. your grandmother has ammo on her christmas list.
13. you keep flea and tick soap in your shower.
14. you been involved in a custody battle over a hunting dog.
15. you go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
16. you know haw many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. you have a rag for a gas cap.
18. you wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
19. you house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
20. you can spit without opening your mouth.
21. you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it.
22. your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. your girlfriend can pee standing up.
24. the biggest city you've ever been to is wal-mart.
25. the working tv sits on top of the non-working tv.
26. you used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. a tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. you used your toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. you missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph.

Why, (GASP!), that's the most racist post I've ever seen on this board. I'd go away but, instead, I'm gonna stay around and watch out for you in particular but also keep tabs on everybody else and all their posts, always at the ready to take you and your ilk to task for any similarly racist and inconsiderate remarks you may make in the future. They are so offensive, and my dedication to stamping them out so deep and sincere, that I will no longer have time to hang around on my customary sites which are populated by those who share my views, but will stay here until your views conform to mine. If you persist in this racist tone, I'll have no choice but to tell Kim.

Signed,

Tom43 ;8^)

MAY I ASK YOU WHO DIED AND LEFT U INCHARGE???????????

Scotty! I tip my hat to you. That is one of the better lines of sarcasm then I have read in a long time. Of course you are gonna get nailed to he wall anyway.

Tut-tut, now, OF! (How did you get that handle past the potty filter?)

The only other like-minded individual to me dares only to lurk here, and won't post because of the racist invective heaped upon my head when I dare take someone to task for spreading their racist filth. But he watches and lets me know if there is any such talk so that I can come over and set you all straight.

I don't know of any African-American rednecks, and to ridicule and take potshots at unwarranted stereotypes of rednecks as the original post in this thread did is nothing but the most vile and ugly expression of racism, and I intend to stamp it out.

Signed,
Tom43 ;8^)

Yep! Got my tin-foil hat right next to the keyboard in preparation.

I resemble some of that!

reckon tom43 is gonna get perturbed when he finds out someone done did what he would do and kinda showed him up at the same time
larry cook

Who declared rednecks a race, and if so they are not a minority.

'Redneck' term in S Africa refers to recent arrival Englishman who doesn't have enough sense to wear a hat- get neck sunburned, hence redneck. Aafrikans redneck jokes interesting, about like Cajuns with their yankee jokes. RN.

Toooo funny.

Why Scotty you should be ashamed, I say ashamed of your self. Pickin on the class retard like that.

There are no redneck (OR BLOND) jokes, they are all TRUE.

My favorite is, "A man from the local power company threatens to cut off your electricity and you threaten to cut off something of his in return".

Thanks. I was needing some new ones. I done wore out all them old ones.
BTW - If you keep the '68 Chevelle out back just so you can listen to your Elvis 8 tracks ---
You might be a redneck!
Good Luck and God Bless.