Worst pick up line...

Anonymous-0 · Feb 26, 2009

I was watching a show about a drilling rig crew. At a barbeque one guy said to a woman, "Is that a mirror in your pocket...cause I can see me in your pants!" Got some others? Dave

kyplowboy · Feb 26, 2009

Got any redneck in ya? Want some?

Dave anderson · Feb 26, 2009

got the whip cream if you got the cherry. let's enjoy a split together

Anonymous-0 · Feb 26, 2009

can I take your picture? I want santa to know what I want for xmas

woolie · Feb 26, 2009

Don't bother with lines,just lick the beer from the bottom of my glass.

Anonymous-0 · Feb 26, 2009

some girl was bragging about something she had done, friend asked if she wanted a medal or a chest to pin it on, I replied the chest looked fine to me! down in flames! We used to ask girls at parties if they wanted to play hide the weeney, they never did catch that one!

Gerry....WI · Feb 26, 2009

"You must work for UPS 'cause I seen you checking out my package."

Little Ed · Feb 26, 2009

Don't try "when is it going to be my turn"

jimva · Feb 26, 2009

"Drop the zero and get with the hero" When you get up off the floor from the fist to the face from her current date. You tell her "Another reason to drop him, hes just to violent for you"

Bob Kerr · Feb 26, 2009

Are you drunk enough to take me home yet?

Kelly C · Feb 26, 2009

" hey you... Yea you... Come here......

Pull my Finger."

Cub n M in OR · Feb 27, 2009

"Just take a little sniff of the ether soaked rag"

I need a handle · Feb 27, 2009

Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

My love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.

I'm afraid to post the best ones on this board because they are a little too dirty.

Anonymous-0 · Feb 27, 2009

(quoted from post at 00:47:57 02/27/09) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

My love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.

I'm afraid to post the best ones on this board because they are a little too dirty.

SICK :shock:

"My name's Dave (or whatever your name is).. How'm I doing so far"?

Tried and true. Never overlook the element of surprise

NCWayne · Feb 27, 2009

Had a friend that was a Navy SEAL. He said they used to just stand inside the door of the club and ask every woman that came in, wether she was with a man or not, if she wanted to ---k. Said they got slapped more than once and often threatened by the guys (not that any SEAL was worried about getting his a-- kicked by anybody), but there was always one that said your place or mine....and away they went....

bradk · Feb 27, 2009

Steve Martin line in "My Blue Heaven" to woman standing in frozen food isle.

"You shouldn't be here 'cuz you're gonna melt all this stuff"!

Or...."What do ya say we get a case of beer and f_ _ _ _, or don't ya drink"?

james rumph · Feb 27, 2009

The question you ask is !

What"s the differance between a "ham sandwich and a blow --b" ?

When she says "i don"t know" you ask her to lunch....

Chester5731 · Feb 27, 2009

I here there's a party in your pants. Can I c*m?

Stockdale Dave · Feb 27, 2009

Nice legs..what time do they open?

plow hand · Feb 27, 2009

Aw,these are all sick.....

Rollie NE PA · Feb 27, 2009

Out cruzin around and would pull up along side a couple in another car and say, Hey honey, take your brother home and we will go out.
That was in the 60's. Wouldn't try it these days.

Clarkbug · Feb 27, 2009

If I complimented your body, would you hold it against me?

Paul from MN · Mar 1, 2009

Sounds like your friend is quite a gentleman.

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