A Plow Hand Experience

I had an experience somewhat similar to Plow Hand's farm supply store experience a couple years ago. I was helping my nephew who is a skilled ladie's man build a fence at his dad's farm. We went to the local Coop to get posts and wire. The girl helping us was really arreactive she was wearig Wranglers and a John Deere Tee shirt. She was a blonde and had a tattoo on her back barely visible above her belt which showed when she bent over to pick up posts. She was wearg eye shadow and lipstick. Really cute. My nephew used what I considered a rather trite pick-line. He asked, "Where have you been all of my life?" That started the converastion. She told him that she was working in the Coop for the summer and would be in her second year at University of Missouri. Before she had the posts lodade he had a date with her. A couple months later in a similar store I saw an average looking girl no match for the other and thought I would use that good pick-up line. I asked "Where have you been all of my life?" Her answer was, "Let me see, for the flrst half I was not even born. I guess that was not the best line.
 
""tattoo on her back barely visible above her belt which showed when she bent over to pick up posts" There's a word/phrase for that tattoo.........
 
Gentlemen,it is refered to as a Tramp Stamp...ask anyone...Another thing tommorow is Valentines day guys you better take action...if you want some action......chocolate.......flowers..good luck!!!
 
plow hand,
Luck is not a factor in the equation.A little romance goes along way and yes i do like those tramp stamps.

Vito
 
My question is; if all the people wearing a tattoo were to pool their net worth, would there be enough in the pool, to cover the cost of safely removing all the tattoos? And it took a while, but now I wait for the chicks to make the first move, none do. One of my dad’s best clichés was: “There is no fool like an old fool”.
 
Yes. I'd say, "That was a stupid thing to do." And mean it.

That said, everyone over 18 is allowed to do with their body what they wish (lawfully). Doesn't mean I have to agree with it.

Tatoos are a pet peeve with me. I just don't see the point of it. Like people are just looking for attention, for someone to look at their tatoos.

Even if it's your wife or kids names - does it mean that you love them more, somehow, if you get their names tatooed on your body? I think my kids know how much I love them without a tattoo.

And my ex-wife can kiss my a$$! Maybe that's the "tat" I should get - a picture of my ex kissing my a$$. Nice.
 

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