Way O/T Interesting evening

Anonymous-0 · Dec 6, 2008

Wife was out of town last week so I went to the local watering hole/restaurant to get something to eat. After I got done eating, a very attractive young woman came and sat down at my table. Engaged in friendly conversation. When I was ready to leave, she hands me a business card and tells me to give her a call sometime. NOT INTERESTED in doing anything like that, but the card got me curious. Looking up the web-site on the card, it turns out she was a ESCORT and charged $500 an hour. And I thought the local implement dealer was high priced at $75 an hour!!!!

Anonymous-0 · Dec 6, 2008

And for $75 per hour you get to KEEP your tractor.

Anonymous-0 · Dec 6, 2008

ROFL!, hey if she doesn't only like you for your money, she'd make a good sugar momma! LOL, $500 an hour is unbelievable.

Jason1Pa. · Dec 6, 2008

Sad to say those are the only people making money these days. And to think people actually stoop that low and pay that price. Sad world we live in..

Anonymous-0 · Dec 6, 2008

Please be forthcoming with phone number. I have a friend that would like it......You know its for a friend not me I swear.

Those galls can't make it in my town as we have to many exwives that give it away. But I will still need that phone number, thank you from....my friend...not me.

Seriously a very good friend did get busted in town here, he awaits trial, but expected to get off free (ok no pun intended here you sick people)

Anyway he has to testify against the man in charge is what he was told so far.

For a town of 700 that makes the gossip ring. That could have been a set up, and then maybe all husbands must be tested from time to time. You may want to question your wife when she gets home. Does she look like anyone from your wives college dorm? Just kiddin

Sean Feeney · Dec 6, 2008

Ashley Dupree New York Governors Gal charged him $1000.00 per hour. By the way something that looked like that, and strange to me, would I only have to pay the 15 or 20 second rate!

Bob · Dec 6, 2008

You must have been dressed like a STUD!

BillinCentralMO · Dec 6, 2008

She was the daughter of the Guy at the tractor dealership. "John , Dear...."

BillinCentralMO · Dec 6, 2008

She works at the implement dealer too. "Allis" is her name.

BillinCentralMO · Dec 6, 2008

She was sent by the dealer , to check up on your power take off shaft.

BillinCentralMO · Dec 6, 2008

When the tractor is repaired , you don't have to get tested. (I'm sorry , I just can't help myself.)

Anonymous-0 · Dec 6, 2008

Sean Feeney --- I could have given her pure screaming he-!! for a couple of seconds

rrlund · Dec 6, 2008

Did ya think to delete the site from the history on the computer so mama don't find it?

Anonymous-0 · Dec 6, 2008

OK, this reminds me of the old joke.

Good-looking girl walks up to a guy in a bar and says:

"I'll do anything you want for $100."

Guy is taken aback. "Really?!? Anything, for $100?" he says.

"Oh yeah, baby. Anything you want," she replies with a look in her eye.

Guy thinks about it for a bit, then says "OK, paint my house."

Anonymous-0 · Dec 6, 2008

Getting kinda old and very little money, wonder what 4 or on a good day 6 min. would cost?

Stony Jim · Dec 6, 2008

Man I helped in the '70's had a busness card made up: John and Al's stud service. Well he went to a tractor show in Ks and was in one of those watering holes one night when some floozie tried to put the make on him. After she got done talking, he handed her a card and told her that where I come from, you pay me! HE said she didn't know what to do. BTW, he is now 70 and still farming 5000 acres.

Dave from MN · Dec 6, 2008

So how are you gonna explain that missing $1000 to your wife? :>)

Lightening bug · Dec 6, 2008

Man goes into a restaurant in NY city. Has to wait in the lounge before getting a table. An attractive woman sits down next to him.

They talk, and then he says "Will you go with me to a hotel for $2000? She says "Yes". He says "How about $50.00? She says "What do you think I am?" He says "We already know what you are, now we have to determine the price."

Anonymous-0 · Dec 6, 2008

you dont pay for the company, you pay them to leave so you dont have to listen to them nag!

cadet trooper · Dec 6, 2008

Our plant is close to a city park with a nice creek so one of my outdoorsey guys goes fishing on his lunch break (Really)not to say that he wouldn't stray when he goes with his buddies on a northern fishing trip but while he's fishing according to him a very nice buxom blond pulls up in a Trailblazer and says I need $7.50 to put some gas in my vehicle to see my mom at the hospital I can leave my drivers licsense with you or do whatever you want for it because she said she left home without bringing any money. He just handed her a ten and said don't worry about it. A few minutes later she came back and said she found her money and didn't need it and gave it back. The next day in the paper they picked up five Johns in the park. Jeez $7.50 hmmm. LOL

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