O.T. grandson's question

Jiles

Well-known Member
A few years ago, my city raised 3 year old grandson came to visit me. He asked where I was and was told, I was in the barn.
After calling for help, I was working with a cow that was having difficlty calving and I was using a come-a-long to pull the calf.
The astounded grandson walked around me and the cow, and then asked--How fast was that calf running when it hit that cow in the butt?
 
Better'n what some little schmuck asked me one time. Little pains single mother was on welfare,her folks were on welfare. He asked me why I worked so hard. Hope he's in jail and his crackwh*re mother is in her grave.
 
MarkB--Because it wasn't a breech birth. The cow was too young and the vet arrived too late. So, the whole story wouldn't have been very funny. It doesn't bother me whether you believe it or not.
 

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