With hunting license and gun stuff on here, I guess this forum is ok for a related story (and I am one who dislikes most OT stuff on here).
A duck hunter is on the Wisconsin side of the Mississippi River, near Iowa and Minn. on the other side. He shoots a duck, his dog goes out and gets the duck. Suddendly a game warden shows up and says "I"ll have a look at that duck, please". He takes his little finger and inserts it up the duck"s posterior. He then says "This is a Wis. duck, have you got a Wis. license?". Hunter shows him his Wis. license.
Late afternoon, hunter shoots another duck, dog gets it. Same warden appears, again checks out the duck with his pinkie and says "This is an Iowa duck, you have an Iowa license?". Hunter produces an Iowa license.
Next morning, hunter shoots a duck at same location. Dog does his thing. Same warden appears, does the pinkie thing again. Then says "This is a Minn. duck, you got a Minn. license?". Hunter shows him a Minn. license.
Warden says "Wow, you have 3 licenses, where you from?".
The hunter drops his pants, bends over and says "You tell me!".
A duck hunter is on the Wisconsin side of the Mississippi River, near Iowa and Minn. on the other side. He shoots a duck, his dog goes out and gets the duck. Suddendly a game warden shows up and says "I"ll have a look at that duck, please". He takes his little finger and inserts it up the duck"s posterior. He then says "This is a Wis. duck, have you got a Wis. license?". Hunter shows him his Wis. license.
Late afternoon, hunter shoots another duck, dog gets it. Same warden appears, again checks out the duck with his pinkie and says "This is an Iowa duck, you have an Iowa license?". Hunter produces an Iowa license.
Next morning, hunter shoots a duck at same location. Dog does his thing. Same warden appears, does the pinkie thing again. Then says "This is a Minn. duck, you got a Minn. license?". Hunter shows him a Minn. license.
Warden says "Wow, you have 3 licenses, where you from?".
The hunter drops his pants, bends over and says "You tell me!".
