Interesting

Now I no that all of you just like to like you know. but here is the question and answer. I have a very nice like you know piece of iron that is probably like you know old. But I can not for the life of me know what it is. It is like rusty but it might work. just yesterday I found out that it was on a Monday that Allan thought that is was not workable. well let me tell u something, it is, but you have to be very very very careful about what allen has to say. I love him very mucy, and what allan says is just like you heard it on the scanner. I just want to say 2 thing on here that make sense, I thought that after all the you know what happened then you should know what to do, peroid. Last nite my wife ask me, what I knew, hey, I just about know everything that I read on the net, dont get picky with what I do, I just about come glued. Last nite it was just about 7:32 and that is the exact time that I could not find my toothbrush, but then the news came on and whoa, someone mentioned the corn price and I thought hey, my dentures are around the same price of corn and my wife said hey I know that we should trade cars and from there on it all went like you know.
I am sure glad for this site where we can have some funnies. Last nite my girl friend ask me hey you are just a cool duddy, my wife and my friend are just like you know, but last nite i could not sleep between the two of them because I have beans that need to be cut. talk about confusion. I could not keep my mind on those two. please help

I don't know if I know what you want to know..........

MAN, YOU DO HAVE A PROBLEM dont you!!!

Say what! I think he must be from way down South in a buyou or something? Or else it's a joke? On the other hand, he must be doing something right to be able to sleep with his wife and a girlfriend at the same time! Can you even eat corn with dentures? Now I'm confused. Dave

Was somebody trying to translate when he didn't have his dentures in?

What does Allen say, Tell us.. PLEASE!

your IP address sure looks familiar........

What does IP mean?

What are you smoking?

internet protocol. People can sign in and make SA posts and/or comments under different names but the IP address usually gives them away. I say usually because there are ways of masking/disguising.

Dave

OLD JOKER, IHC IA, and Southernwoodbee your grain has fermented, stop consuming it.

Head injuries can be very serious. You should seek medical attention as soon as possible.

i know what you just said because im bilingual, i can understand stupid

Edit out all the "like,you know"s and there isn't much left.

Where's June Cleaver, (Barbara Billinsley) when you need her?
scene from Airplane

Oh, yeah, you can eat corn with dentures--if ya use plenty of "fall-out cement!"
Whats that ya ask?? False tooth glue is whut it is, and if ya have loose dentures, its a God-send!

it looks like this man has been into some denture-proof corn. the clear liquid kind.