Buying items getting serious.

John-MI · Mar 28, 2020

Maybe it time to stop. Yesterday I heard my wife tell the neighbors that when the time comes she will schedule the funeral at 10am and the auction at 1 pm. Maybe time to quit.

Goose · Mar 28, 2020

A cousin of mine has somewhere around 150 old tractors.

He said the same thing once. He told me if he dies before his wife, she'll have a funeral one day and an auction the next.

John in Mich · Mar 28, 2020

My wife keeps saying I'll be ashes divided up into small capsules and dropped into the clutch area of each tractor before the auction. I just hope that she is not in a rush.

EFV · Mar 28, 2020

Make sure the obituary reads " respectful inspection during the service,please ".

moresmoke · Mar 28, 2020

Saves the church ladies work, the only need to make one lunch! Pretty much the same story here. My wife will get to have a heck of a sale.

IowaJohn · Mar 28, 2020

Just told the wife this and she said "heck no" not exactly in those words. She's calling the auctioneer before the funeral home.

OliverGuy · Mar 28, 2020

My wife told my cousin to make sure and book a hotel, it?ll be a two day sale with everything I keep

Frank 41 · Mar 28, 2020

I told my wife that if I died before her to have her purse on her shoulder at the visitation and funeral. Put a loaded pistol in it and the first one that ask to rent the ground, shot him. The bad past is that I lost my best friend first and I got to keep working to be able to continue.

Buying items getting serious.

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