Words you don't like to hear

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37chief

Well-known Member

Location

California

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

You are going to need a new radiator. I thought so. I took my radiator to a large radiator shop. I have s few radiator shops near me. But this place does radiator repair for the military, and actually has a hot tank. So for around 400.00 I get a import radiator, but not from China. I was having a heating problem last year, So after 40 or more years it's about time for a new one. Stan

 

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grizz02

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

your going to need a root canal!!

 

Janicholson

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

That knock is in the bottom end. Jim

 

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SVcummins

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

I put a 350$ eBay radiator in the 4020 it?s 20 years old and the only problem it?s had is Chinese water pump sent the fan through it I patched it with jb weld 10 years ago and it?s still working . Sorry I haven?t got back on your draft control leak I?ve been out of town Your 401b is a bit different but if actually looks easier than the 3020 and 4020

 

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centash

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

A call from the tax department....

Ben

 

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Two Dogs

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

"We've got to talk"

 

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CGID

Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

From someone looking over something I have made, "That's really nice, but...".

 

Fawteen

Well-known Member

Location

Downeast Maine

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

From your dentist: "Oops..."

 

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4520BW

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

I'm late.

 

Fawteen

Well-known Member

Location

Downeast Maine

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

 

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gregww

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

A man goes to his Dr. Says he is not feeling well. The Dr. runs a few tests, comes back to the man and tells him I have some bad news for you. I am afraid you don't have long to live. The man gasps and asks the Dr. , Just how long do I have Doc? Give me an idea. The Dr. says 10. The man says 10! 10 what? 10 days........10 weeks.......10 months.........How long do I have? Tell me! The Dr. says 9.

I would hate to hear 8.

P.S. I know that telling jokes is very risky on this forum. Someone always takes offense. This came straight from the Readers Digest. I figured it was safe.

 

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NY 986

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

For a young man seeking a date with an attractive woman it would be "Your'e a nice guy and I don't deserve you........."

 

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JerryS

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

"Would you like to know what your son did at school today?"

 

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Back Forty Bob.

Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

Young woman to young man, "I missed my....."

 

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Chilidawg

Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

"Ummm..... Dad...."

 

Crazy Horse

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

Look what I found in your wallet.

 

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Greenpully

Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

The cows are outGP

 

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Cliff Nelson

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

And when you say "NOPE!" they tell you anyway.

 

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Kansas4010

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

That's right up there with "I think of you as a brother".

 

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Wicksfield

Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

There's a Bat in the house.

 

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730virgil

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

Dad we have a problem

 

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T.R.K.

Well-known Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

My personal favorite was "You're not the kind of person I am looking for." It made no difference whether it was a girl or a job.

 

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chuck from neb

Member

• Dec 23, 2019

• #1

dad ...how do you turn the water off in the house