Tractors----

big tee · Sep 8, 2019

Saw this----

NEKS · Sep 8, 2019

bingo, not over my dead body.

moresmoke · Sep 8, 2019

I?ve told my wife... Service at 10, auction starts at noon! Maybe that way people will come to the service?

rockyridgefarm · Sep 8, 2019

When I kick over, my wife and kids get my stuff. No strings attached. May as well accept it now. Once you are worm food, it isn t gonna make you any difference.

Reminds me of a joke.

A wealthy man repeatedly tells his wife and everyone he talks to that he wants to buried with all his money. Wife just smiled and said OK. Eventually he dies. At the funeral, everyone is watching his widow, wondering if she will comply with his request. Just before the casket is closed, they observe her slipping something in his coffin.

At the fellowship afterward, one of her more nosey friends cannot take it anymore and asks her what she put in the casket. Widow smiles and says "a check"

Goose · Sep 8, 2019

That's what my cousin said. He owns quite a few tractors.

He told me once that if he dies before his wife, she'll have a funeral one day and an auction the next.

Olyj1947 · Sep 9, 2019

Everyone who attends my funeral gets a bidding number.

Ozlander · Sep 9, 2019

Now that's a plan.

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