If I win the lottery

jon f mn · Apr 9, 2019

If I win the lottery I'm going to start a company making jelly beans. I'm going to put the red, pink, white, and purple jelly beans in one bag for all the smart people with good taste, and put the black, green, orange, and yellow ones in a separate bag for folks who don't have good taste and/or put mustard on their fries.

SVcummins · Apr 9, 2019

Did you have a bad jelly bean experience?

ditchwitch · Apr 9, 2019

HA, I'm with ya on that. that is so dang funny. I can take a picture of the bowl in the kitchen with all the bad ones left i want eat. black green,orange is all that's left.

ditchwitch · Apr 9, 2019

lol. I must have to.

Stephen Newell · Apr 9, 2019

The smart person would segregate the colors so a person could buy the ones they like.

morgan in ar · Apr 9, 2019

I only like them tractor colored: orange, red, green, yellow, possibly blue. Black, pink, and purple are right out.

SweetFeet · Apr 9, 2019

Sheeeesh! Everybody knows black and orange are the BEST jellybeans...

But one should mix mustard AND ketchup together for dipping your fries.

Ian Beale · Apr 9, 2019

Unlikely!

Weren't you going to spend it all farming?

Bob Harvey · Apr 9, 2019

You know, I can't remember the last time I had French Fries, not sayin' I don't eat them, just can't remember ! ;^)

flying belgian · Apr 9, 2019

Hmmm, Maybe have the colors separated in bulk bins and everybody bag their own.

flying belgian · Apr 9, 2019

I have a Granddaughter dips the fries in ranch dressing.

Roger Tomfohrde · Apr 9, 2019

Alas before diabetes set in I would either use steak sauce or if at Wendy's chocolate frosty the best of both worlds. Now it is none of the above.

SweetFeet · Apr 9, 2019

Yeppers, ranch is good on fries too.

Our kids also put ranch on pizza.

Old560 · Apr 9, 2019

I would quit making all but the black ones.

Mike(NEOhio) · Apr 9, 2019

Europeans put mayo on their fries. Tried it....NAH. Ketchup for me.

Eldon (WA) · Apr 9, 2019

(quoted from post at 20:22:56 04/09/19) Europeans put mayo on their fries. Tried it....NAH. Ketchup for me.

Mix ketchup and mayo....makes great fry sauce and great on fish!

john in la · Apr 9, 2019

A granddaughter wants the black and a grandson wants the white. Suits me just fine as I hate both. Leaves the rest of the colors for me.

And how can you put anything but ketchup on fries.

SVcummins · Apr 9, 2019

That?s cuz you forgot to mix the Mayo with the ketchup

Bob · Apr 9, 2019

(quoted from post at 21:08:24 04/09/19) Sheeeesh! Everybody knows black and orange are the BEST jellybeans...

But one should mix mustard AND ketchup together for dipping your fries.

"But one should mix mustard AND ketchup together for dipping your fries."

NO need to, anymore!

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a27030446/heinz-kranch-ketchup-ranch-sauce/

P I Pete · Apr 9, 2019

I was a cook in the National Guard and we mixed ketchup and mayo for salad dressing that's all we had.

Pete

SVcummins · Apr 9, 2019

Ketchup and mustard does have a nice flavor when mixed together

shinnery · Apr 10, 2019

I cannot see a good reason for having mayo in the house.

Northvale PA · Apr 10, 2019

You win lotto and: farm full time with brand new machinery until all the money is gone.

Ultradog MN · Apr 10, 2019

Well Jon,
I do wish you well on winning.
I would ask that you make gummy bears or gummy worms tho.
Forget the jelly beans.

KL in Wi · Apr 10, 2019

Ever try ketchup and horseradish on fries?

flembo · Apr 10, 2019

Nope Nope Nope you are all wrong. Vinegar is what you put on Fries.

fusion · Apr 10, 2019

I am going to send a nice big check to

St. Jude Children's Hospital

Larry EC-OH · Apr 10, 2019

Jelly Beans, Smelly Beans you can have 'em

But if you are talking about Peanut M&Ms I'm all in.

So far I've proven them right, if you don't buy a lottery ticket you can't win.

Good luck to you though Jon!

BarryfromIA · Apr 10, 2019

Go to a Jelly Belly store and buy what you want, Like Reagan did.

oldtanker · Apr 10, 2019

WOW..... :shock: People actually put ketchup or mustard on fries? Even worse they actually eat jelly jeans? And here I thought the only reason to give someone jelly leans was to let them know you hated them.

Rick

jacksun65 · Apr 10, 2019

Not enough root beer flavored jelly beans, I agree separate them. The best thing to put on french fries is brown gravy.

Farmall plowboy · Apr 10, 2019

Those kids just ain't right!

Blackhole49 · Apr 10, 2019

Really like vinegar also. When I don't have french onion dip, I like mustard, ketchup and horse radish mixed for potato chips.

Farmall plowboy · Apr 10, 2019

I use it on shrimps.

SweetFeet · Apr 10, 2019

LOL!!

Crazy Horse · Apr 10, 2019

Lottery winners undergo high stress levels. I suggest jelly beans with the special stuff in them that mellows a guy out.

Billy Shafer · Apr 10, 2019

The best meal I had in the National Guard. Was at Ft Hood 4 A M. They were cooking by flashlight.They were using a few items to cook breakfast. As the mess truck was packed ready to leave.

If I won the lottery. You wouldn't see my fat butt around here anymore. This town would be a memory.

Mike(NEOhio) · Apr 10, 2019

When we were in Germany few years ago they sold bottle of fry sauce, it was mayo and mustard blend.

jeffcat · Apr 10, 2019

Thousand island dressing. Some add a couple drops of vinegar.

Dave H (MI) · Apr 10, 2019

Or you can just try Jelly Belly. Almost all are good. I even like the black ones and I won't eat black licorice. I usually have a bag on my desk this time of year but Easter being so late has messed me up. Been sitting around here in a fog most days without my JB fix. I'm tired! I want to head out to the farm and do something easy...like hand mixing concrete or laying block.

Paul from MN · Apr 10, 2019

Jon, Here is hoping that you win! I'll be your first customer!

Ultradog MN · Apr 10, 2019

Larry on the corner would want some squash flavored ones.

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