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Rich'sToys

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Been here, done this!


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You and I both, three different times back in my 20s and 30s. I am in my 70s now, and a little smarter.
 
Maybe you finally got the furniture moved out of the way,,,,,,lol!!!!! Wouldn?t work at our house, she rearranges the furniture about everything 10 days!!! First thing u reach for at night if u need to get up is light switch don?t even dare try find ur way in the dark by memory!!!!
 
An LED night light uses very little energy but will light your way to the light switch so you don't find furniture with your little toe and those lights are very cheap.
 
(quoted from post at 11:54:17 01/22/19) An LED night light uses very little energy but will light your way to the light switch so you don't find furniture with your little toe and those lights are very cheap.
any, many years ago, I stopped walking around the house without shoes, even those night time toilet trips that are only 10 feet away!
 
Little toe don't seem so bad, wife left dishwasher door open and didn't turn on kitchen night light. I hit the door with both shins about four in the morning, stuck a hand in the sink to break my fall and pulled the counter top off the wall, ripped mounting screws out of the washer. Still finding it difficult to smile about.
 
My wife went into the bedroom and did not turn light on and fell over a tupper ware container she had pulled out to get Christmas things. I was in the back of the house and did not hear her. I findly went to see what the dog was barking at. There she sat on the floor with blood running out the nose like a hose turned on and a pool of blood the size of a basketball.To make a story short we went to the hospital 4 different times that night before they could get the nose to quit bleeding. I told her to turn the light on we'll get the electric bill payed someway. She didn't think that was funny
 
Yes indeed. One night my wife left the door down on the dishwasher and i tripped over it and went face down on the kitchen floor. Another time I was walking through the bathroom, stumbled in the dark, and almost face planted in the garden tub. Got an LED night light after that and life is good.
 
(quoted from post at 17:14:18 01/22/19)
(quoted from post at 11:54:17 01/22/19) An LED night light uses very little energy but will light your way to the light switch so you don't find furniture with your little toe and those lights are very cheap.
any, many years ago, I stopped walking around the house without shoes, even those night time toilet trips that are only 10 feet away!

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