Fritz Maurer
Well-known Member
Was picking up my prize at a local auction. Owner walks over, begins moaning about how cheap everything went, auctioneer screwed him, etc. While he was talking, he idly opened the twine box of the baler I just purchased, and saw all the tools he had forgotten about. He hollers, "You didn't pay enough for this baler to get all these tools with it!" and proceeds to gather them up. He knew the stuff wasn't hot because they were the sort of thing you would carry around for adjusting the knotters and/or changing shear bolts. While he was unloading he was telling me how cheap I got a few other items, by now I wished I had slammed the lid down on his fingers. I just wanted out of there.