Gramma gave me the business today

jon f mn

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It's fairly common to have someone get so put out by me being on the road that they give me the one finger wave, but it is usually reserved for the younger generation. Not today tho! Was driving down the freeway that was 3 lanes each dirction, I was in the right lane as I was doing 65 in a 70 zone . There were 2 old ladies, at least 70 years old, in the center lane that would pass me til they got a couple truck lengths in front, then slow til they dropped back to a couple lengths behind me. This went on for about 60 miles and they would change places every few minutes. This was no problem for me because they were in the other lane and no problem for me. They did crabby up a few other travelers tho! Lol. After about 60 miles the 3rd lane was dropping off and I figured if these 2 ladies were in front of me they would be a real pain. So I waited til they were far enough behind me and moved to the center lane thinking they would do like most older folks and just stay back there. But nope! They are angry! They come burning up beside me in the left lane and stay there beside me and give me the middle finger! The passenger used both hands! I was so taken aback by these two old ladies doing that that I kinda laughed and waved at them. That only made it worse! I've never been flipped off with such enthusiasm before! After they were satisfied I had the message they went on their way and I never saw them again. I've been forced to put them into my favorite "getting flipping off" spot, narrowly edging out the toddler in the car seat in an suv in missouri from a couple years ago. Lol. Gotta love the old folks, you never know what your going to get.
 
Always enjoy trucker stories, they get some good ones. Lot of boredom traveling for hours on end, punctuated by some real characters across the country. ;)

Paul
 
Being in road construction I get that a lot. People can't wait 5 minutes when a flag person stops them. Then the honking, swearing, and gestures start. Guessing they are the same people who complain about the roads being in poor shape. Different but same situation. These people are much more important than you or I, and simply can't be inconvienced. The age of your new friends makes it funny !
 
That was my point, couple of teenagers wouldn't have raised an eyebrow, woulda just got a shrug and a wave. That and that they were so enthusiastic, their hands were going like crazy! Lol
 
About 7:00AM this morning the missus and I were going grocery shopping, I was going about 35 near the end of a 30 on the outskirts of town, and a Vette couldn't take it anymore and blasted past me on a double yellow.
 
I wonder if you had not acknowledged them if they would still be hanging along your left side trying to get your attention?

I think the "lady" term is incorrect here!

Maybe you did the world a service, at least for a little while, by getting their attention, because it sounds like they must have kept up a better speed after that.
 
The sad truth of it is, these idiots don't even understand that it's the truckers that make it possible to get fat off all the junk food, and then go to Wal-Mart (dressed like :shock: :shock: :shock: ) to get bigger clothes! *lol*

Haven't watched them, but have had youtube results come up about Wal-Mart customers. ...I take it back - watched one......ONE!!!! That was MORE than enough!

Another thing is, these folks also don't seem to be very good at physics. Like, how much bigger are you than them?? *devious grin*
 
Well Jon, I bet 50 years ago they were raising their blouses and flashing their head lights. Now all they can do is pull out their light switch and hope the lights come on.
Pleasant dreams.
Loren
 
At least the old bag didn't moon you! That image would have been burned into your retinas so hard you'd probably still be seeing it at night when you shut your eyes to go to sleep.
 
It's amazing how many people haven't figured out how to use cruise control. It drives me nuts on a 4 lane when I'm rolling along with my cruise set maybe a few over the posted limit, then some joker will come flying up behind, than all at once be right beside you driving the same speed, and then finally pass you. Then a couple of miles down the road, you'll pass him and it starts all over again.
 
Years ago I decided that the salute meant that I am an idiot, that is having a bad day, so stay away. It doesn't make me as angry as it once did.
 
I thought you meant your grand mother owned a business and gave it to you so you could park the truck and get of the road. LOL
 
Must have been from the upper midwest, I think driving slow in left lane is a requirement to pass wisconsin driving test.
 
Well Jon, at least they weren't causing any issues with their driving, at least not in their own eyes! LOL. I get flipped off a lot too when scraping roads if I don't pick up my blade and stop what I'm doing and get all the way over, especially if they have to slow down! Even though I legally have the right of way. A couple weeks ago in one of the crummy little villages that I have to take care of in my twp, I was scraping the gravel street so chloride could be applied. Some little kid (on a school day) probably about 8 or 10, was running from one side of the yard to the other flipping me off each time I went by. All the while his dad was cheering him on. The ones that don't go to work (ever) are the worst. I guess that's how it goes these days if you or I, just trying to do our job, accidentally slow someone down or put them out in some way.

Ross
 
Funny thing a bout that is there is plenty of signs on 94 east from Hudson to Lacrosse that says there is a $fine for camping in the left lane :)
 
when ever I got the one finger salute I would smile and wave back and thank them for telling me I was number one driver in there option.
 
Jon, you must have the patience of a saint to put up with that day after day!

I don't think I could do it.

The little ol' ladies are probably pretty harmless, but it's the abundance of real deal idiots that worry me! Hardly a day goes by here in the DFW metromess that there isn't a road rage shooting!

Some days just a commute to and from work are about all of it I can stand!
 

Well darn! I thought sure we were going to get a great story about one of the older Lot Lizards that comb the truck stops...was knocking on your door..lol :shock:
 
That's the truth! Here in Indiana if you get behind a car in the left lane cruising its either Wisconsin of Michigan plates. There was a law passed that you must move over to right lane to allow people to pass ( that should be common sense) but still there's a lot of people that wont get over and get mad if you pass then in the right lane. Don't get me started on the wally world or john Boy hunt trucks that spend 30 miles trying to pass!
 
You should have waved back, smiled and blew them a kiss. That would have really made them lose their minds. lol
 

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