notjustair
Well-known Member
As I was cleaning the stock trailer today I got to thinking how easy it is to make things happen on the farm. I'm sure I am forgetting some:
The easiest way to break the combine is to start it.
The easiest way to break the baler is to put it away field ready.
The easiest way to get a flat on a tractor is wait until it is an hour from a downpour.
The easiest way to get a tractor stuck is have an implement hooked to every other tractor.
The easiest way to discover one row isn't working on the planter is plant the field by the highway.
The easiest way to break the disk is have three weeks of rain right before the soybean deadline.
The easiest way to get the county to reduce traffic to one lane is to fire up a full grain truck.
The easiest way to know the cows are out is when the sheriff calls at 4 am.
The easiest way to be a bag short of seed milo is ever to plant it in the first place.
And the reason for my thinking:
The easiest way to cover yourself in manure is take a power washer in a stock trailer.
The easiest way to break the combine is to start it.
The easiest way to break the baler is to put it away field ready.
The easiest way to get a flat on a tractor is wait until it is an hour from a downpour.
The easiest way to get a tractor stuck is have an implement hooked to every other tractor.
The easiest way to discover one row isn't working on the planter is plant the field by the highway.
The easiest way to break the disk is have three weeks of rain right before the soybean deadline.
The easiest way to get the county to reduce traffic to one lane is to fire up a full grain truck.
The easiest way to know the cows are out is when the sheriff calls at 4 am.
The easiest way to be a bag short of seed milo is ever to plant it in the first place.
And the reason for my thinking:
The easiest way to cover yourself in manure is take a power washer in a stock trailer.