Skeleton walks in a cafe

rbhuntn · Oct 31, 2016

Not to high jack Tim's thread here is another groaner

Skeleton walks into cafe. What does he order?

A Coke and a Mop....

I know I know

I make the kids tell me a joke (if old enough) to get candy/treats on Halloween and I heard this one last year for a little girl.

TimV · Oct 31, 2016

Lol! No worries--it's always hard to tell where a thread will end up, and I didn't care if mine went in the direction of more "man walks into a bar" jokes more or Halloween jokes, as long as either way gets a chuckle or two. I've heard of beer going right through you but I suppose being a skeleton would take that to a whole new level!

rrlund · Oct 31, 2016

Was it Achmed the dead terrorist?

Pair-a-dice farm · Oct 31, 2016

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That reminds me of a rail car that used to pass on the crossing near here. I've seen it several times. It has graffiti all over it and one painting was a skeleton hunkered down eating and food was falling to the ground.

Bruce from Can. · Oct 31, 2016

I was sure he was going to order some spare ribs.

GordoSD · Oct 31, 2016

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