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So, a

Guy walks into a bar, leading an alligator. He asks the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers?" Barkeep says "Yep." "Good- I'll have a beer, and bring a lawyer for my gator."
 
So, Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer, just don't get any ideas.

So a guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks at him and says gruffly, " All right, pal, I'll let you stay but don't start anything."
 
A panda walks into a restaurant and order a bamboo shoot salad. He eats the bamboo shoot salad, then pulls out a handgun and fires into the ceiling and heads for the door. Manager stops him and asks, "What do you think you are doing?" Panda says, "Hey, I'm a panda--look it up." So they look it up in the dictionary which says, "A bear like mammal native to certain parts of China, eats shoots and leaves."
 
Two chemists walk into a bar. When the bartender asks for their order, the first one says "I'll have an H2O" The second one says "I'll have an H2O too." The second one died. Know why??

H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. Rocket fuel. Toxic.
 
Potassium (K)

How do you get Potassium out of the following equation:

Ba+2Na

Ba=Barium
Na=Sodium

So, how do you get Potassium (K) out of one part Barium and two parts Sodium?

Simple!

Ba Na Na

Banana's are full of Potassium.
 
A string walks into a bar. The bartender told him to get out because they didn't serve strings.

So the string leaves. He gets to the parking lot, twists himself around a few times, unravels one end a little, and walks back in.

Bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string I just told to get out?"

String looks at him, sets down at the bar, and says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot".
 
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