Another TRUE Blonde story..!

BushogPapa · Oct 2, 2016

Last night at a Squardance a fello who is a Ferrier and also a uni8formed Officer told me this and he swears it is true...!

He stopped a car, it was driven by a nice-looking long-haired Blonde..He told her she was getting a Ticket for not having the Sticker on her Licence Plate...she insisted it HAD to be there...

She even got out and looked Closely at the Plate...and said: "I just do not understand how this can be...I LICKED that sticker REAL GOOD...!!

When she appeared on Court, the whole room cracked up..!!

The Judge dismissed the case...!!!!

Steve A W · Oct 2, 2016

10:30 Friday night I get a call from my 19yr old Blond daughter,
"Dad I've got a problem with my car", This is her first car and
she is two hours away at school.
Her-"I cant get the wind shield to clear" Me-"Turn the knob on
the right to the right, to the wind shield picture, that's defrost"
Her- "I did that and it's not working"
Now I just drove that car two hours that morning to take it back
after getting the emissions test and plates for it, and the
defroster worked fine!
I asked if she turned up the heat, Her-"Oh I should?"
Her-"That's why I had to use the wipers to clear the wind shield"

Some days are blonder than others!!

Steve A W

Steve A W · Oct 2, 2016

OK, the daughter with the car is daughter #1.
As I got done typing that post, daughter #3 [also blond ] comes in the room
With a sticky mouse trap on the bottom of her foot.
I don't know if I was blessed or cursed with three blond daughters.

Steve A W

farmerwithmutt · Oct 2, 2016

In the bible it says beauty in a women with out good judgment is like a gold ring in a pigs nose. There is times I want to bring that out when I see a women do a dumb thing but I'm not ready to die yet

donjr · Oct 2, 2016

I am on the Fire Police group of my local FD. A few years back, I had a road closed because of an accident. A really good looking blonde came down the road in a cream colored Audi. I sent her up a side road and she motored off. About five minutes later, she comes back through, and I motioned her back up the main road, Five minutes later, here she comes again, and gets sent back up the side road, only to return about five minutes later, and same results. About the fifth time or so, I stopped her and asked where she was trying to get to. She was a real eye full- poured into a tight dress and really pretty. I told her to go up the road about a mile and make a right, go to the stop sign, make a right, and go to the next stop sign. She told me she had tried that, but her GPS kept telling her to make a u-turn.........

Another TRUE Blonde story..!

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