I have finally done it. I bought a toy that is too big for me.
I bought a big excavator for my pleasure and now I have discovered it is to big for me to get on or off it. I got on by driving my loader tractor close and the stepping into the bucket and then up onto the track of the big brute. I played with it for a while taking out some brush rows and rocks. Now I am done playing but, how do I get down and go home?
I have a very weak back so jumping seems out of the question and the tracks are covered in mud so I am not to eager to lay down and roll off.
It will do me no good to yell for help, I am too far from home and my wife is working on taxes and likely listening to TV. I decide I will have to jump, bad back and all so I position myself near the edge of the track and brace myself for a big jolt to my lame back. Did I mention that the tracks were muddy, well add slippery to that and envision what happened next.
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I was facing the cab of the machine when I bent my knees to leap backwards from the beast but suddenly my feet decided to skid toward the cab and launch me, back first, off the machine onto the muddy ground. No I was not badly hurt, just some mud on my face[literally] and a little rub to my pride. Then I discover that my wife has seen it all as she was coming to check on me. When she shared her displeasure with me that really hurt.
Anyone want to buy a really big toy?
I bought a big excavator for my pleasure and now I have discovered it is to big for me to get on or off it. I got on by driving my loader tractor close and the stepping into the bucket and then up onto the track of the big brute. I played with it for a while taking out some brush rows and rocks. Now I am done playing but, how do I get down and go home?
I have a very weak back so jumping seems out of the question and the tracks are covered in mud so I am not to eager to lay down and roll off.
It will do me no good to yell for help, I am too far from home and my wife is working on taxes and likely listening to TV. I decide I will have to jump, bad back and all so I position myself near the edge of the track and brace myself for a big jolt to my lame back. Did I mention that the tracks were muddy, well add slippery to that and envision what happened next.
.
I was facing the cab of the machine when I bent my knees to leap backwards from the beast but suddenly my feet decided to skid toward the cab and launch me, back first, off the machine onto the muddy ground. No I was not badly hurt, just some mud on my face[literally] and a little rub to my pride. Then I discover that my wife has seen it all as she was coming to check on me. When she shared her displeasure with me that really hurt.
Anyone want to buy a really big toy?