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Would you be Traumatized

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mnoliverguy

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What do you guys think?

So today after work I go to the house(I am self employed) I sit down and my wife says would you like something to drink? and she brings me some Lemonade, I ask when will supper be ready? She says about 6.30 after I give her a hard time at 6.40 I ask is it ready yet? She says yes I was just waiting for you. I go to the table and we have Stuffed pork chops , garden grown baked potato then desert of Home baked candy cookies( Male Divinity) mint candy Maple candy and more Lemonade all served with a smile. She is a wonderful cook and all around sweetheart, we have been hitched for 32 yrs. So the question is Should I be Traumatized????????
 
I concur. My wife does stuff like that, but randomly, sometimes I fear as I sleep ! AND we've been together for 35+ yrs. Worrisome. ;^)
 

Can I borrow her for just a few days? I'll give her back, I promise.

Buy another tractor while the gettin is good. She probably wouldn't notice anyhow, but it's best to catch them while they are "in the mood." "In the mood," used to mean something completely different, but you got to look on the bright side and try to get something with possible monetary appreciation. The other type of thing that happens when she is "in the mood" has no monetary value and even though, depreciates faster than anyone could print money anyhow. My relative has a cat that acts the same way. Pet that cat for exactly 14 seconds and the cat is just fine. Try for 15 or 16 seconds and claws come out and hand comes back bloody and in pain. I don't get it, but, I know darn well when to stop petting and pull away.


So stop petting and pull away! Let us know what tractor you decided to purchase. I recommend a Massey Harris 555. Just because...
 
Doesn't sound like it.

But you might keep this in reserve!

http://joannenova.com.au/2016/01/carbon-causes-ptsd-stressed-anxious-violent-blame-climate-change/
 
Wife's father & stepmother argued continuously; it was stressful to just be around them. My wife and I get along fabulously after so many years together. Take care of your wife and she'll take care of you - so you must have done some things right along the way.
 
When the brother in laws and I get together..we all agree that when it's going real good with the wives...look out somethings comming..
 
I thought that was just normal routine !! At least at my house ! She is a wonderful woman,treats me very well!!25+ yrs!Mark
 
When the wife digs a ball bat out of the closet, hands you a pillow and says, "Dear, why don't you take a nap?", don't do it. When I woke up, they said that I was in a coma for a week, and I hurt something terrible. That was ten or fifteen years ago, I'm not sure. I have most of my memory back now though. Sometimes people have to tell me my name, but I usually remember that it's Jeff.

Good luck,

Mark
 
man I was thinking same thing ,,.. or she wants a baby ,,, that's how my 1st wife always done me ,, musta workt we got 4 ,,.then she wanted one with someone else ,. so we are no more . wtf
 
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