DEA visits the farm

Fatjay · Oct 10, 2015

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs."

I told him that was fine, just not to go into that field over there..."

The DEA officer exploded, saying "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" He reached into his rear pants pocket, whipping out a badge and shoved it into my face. "You see this **** badge?! This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I want, on any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand??"

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later I heard loud screams. I looked up, and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by my mean old bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed like he'd be gored before he reached safety.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and yelled at the top of my lungs, "Your badge! Show him your badge!"

NY 986 · Oct 10, 2015

Rumor is that growing funny tabacco has made a return to the area. I can remember a helicopter "sniffing" about a half mile north of us a few years ago.

tedregentin · Oct 10, 2015

If this is a true story, I would point out that the DEA has no authority to go on your property without a warrant. The forth amendment is quite clear.

Zachary Hoyt · Oct 10, 2015

This is an old, old, old joke. The fourth amendment was probably not even ratified when this one was first told.

todd hamilton · Oct 10, 2015

It's a real problem in the corn belt. About when the corn is tall enough to silk they will sneak in at night and plant pot in between the rows. The pot plant will mature before the corn dries down. Farmers have to watch for trespassing.

NCWayne · Oct 10, 2015

There was also the one where the old widow had just lost her husband, and didn't have enough firewood split for the winter. Her neighbor, hearing of the problem, called the DEA and gave them an anonymous tip that the old ladies, now deceased husband, had been smuggling drugs inside of hollowed out logs.

So, the DEA showed up to investigate, and told the lady they needed to see the wood pile, which she happily led them over to. They proceeded to split open ever log looking for the drugs they had been told about. Finding nothing they left in disgust, leaving the lady with a pile of freshly split firewood.

farmerwithmutt · Oct 10, 2015

I'm surprised I haven't been checked .
Those forms the government like to send
out to see what you're doing. well under
the question what's your best crop I put
marijauna I had a lot of fun with that
paper. I sure wish they would send me a
second one

notjustair · Oct 10, 2015

Supposedly it isn't any good, but we had it growing
wild everywhere when I was young. I can remember
going out to mow down acres of it in pasture
corners. It would be taller than you sitting on the
tractor and had a stump like a tree. You want to talk
about stink. Whew. The worst allergy attacks I ever
had were from mowing down pot. When you went to
school on Monday the city kids' eyes would light up
when they heard you had been mowing pot. I
always wanted one of them to try it just to see what
their reaction would be. Of course, this comes from
a 15 year former smoker who started with rolled up
prairie hay. Good grief we were bored.

todd hamilton · Oct 10, 2015

There was a hemp rope factory in northern Indiana during ww 2. It grows wild up there it's called Milford Ditch weed. If you smoke it it tastes like burning tp and will get you about the same buzz. 😎

MarkB_MI · Oct 10, 2015

Isn't it about time somebody came up with a NEW joke around here?
we have heard it 1460 times before

farmerwithmutt · Oct 10, 2015

Had a factory in Cobb wi. Trouble is its like tobacco the longer the growing days the stronger the kick that's why it's started inside then transplanted outside later

HossinMe · Oct 10, 2015

People grow it everywhere up here. Hoss

David G · Oct 10, 2015

The forth amendment lets them proceed, the fourth prevents it.

RalphWD45 · Oct 10, 2015

Plant in corn field?? It must be Round Up ready!!

todd hamilton · Oct 10, 2015

Naw they wait until you are not spraying anymore, about mid season when stalks are 5 feet high

da.bees · Oct 10, 2015

Probably beats grape vine.

dmiller · Oct 10, 2015

Now that's funny.

ShadetreeRet · Oct 11, 2015

Just laugh at it man, they always laughed at Minnnie Pearl's old jokes.

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