Need custom alarmclock

onefarmer · Aug 11, 2015

I went to wake up the boy this morning yelling hey hey wakeup. He just kept on snooring. So I yelled COWS ARE OUT! One big snort and he says that's not nice! I(he) needs a new alarm clock that yells the cows are out! LOL

rbhuntn · Aug 11, 2015

(quoted from post at 09:36:29 08/11/15) I went to wake up the boy this morning yelling hey hey wakeup. He just kept on snooring. So I yelled COWS ARE OUT! One big snort and he says that's not nice! I(he) needs a new alarm clock that yells the cows are out! LOL

Water gun filled with ice water works pretty good on teenagers too.....

Or a wet rag that has been placed in the freezer. Throw that under the covers and watch what happens. I can assure you its very funny.

Dick2 · Aug 11, 2015

Dad always sent the German Shepherd upstairs to get us boys up. If we didn't move right away, he'd stick his head under the covers and give us the wet nose wakeup call. As soon as we started getting out of bed, he made a hasty retreat down the stairs.

Married2Allis · Aug 11, 2015

Best thing I have ever seen are the hand-held freon horns boat people use. Guaranteed to bounce them right out.

Geo-TH,In · Aug 11, 2015

onefarmer,
Cows only get out at mid-night. No one had to tell us kids the cows were out. We could hear someone in the drive with their horn blasting, we knew THE COWS ARE OUT.

jeffcat · Aug 11, 2015

Boy you got that right. COWS ARE OUT!!!!!! Many years later I still jumped!

DENNIS MIN · Aug 11, 2015

I must be different,

Dad turned on the light switch. Little tiny click, but did NOT want to find out what may happen if I didn't get up.

D.

Donald Lehman · Aug 11, 2015

Yup, nuthin' gets a farmer-type outta bed and dressed quicker than THE COWS ARE OUT!!

Chuck (CA) · Aug 11, 2015

A mousetrap placed on top of the "off" button of an alarm clock eliminates the need for a snooze feature.

Donald in MN · Aug 11, 2015

My great uncle elmer was a tinkerer and inventor , farmer. Many years ago i was helping a neighbor that had worked for him and stayed at his farm. He said that the hired mans room had a piece of tin near the ceiling there was a rope tied to rocks and tin cans above that piece of tin that went to uncle elmers room when uncle elmer woke up he would give that rope a yank that always got the hired men up. Doug said that he didn't stay there long because he lay awake all night waiting for that tin to rattle and he was always tired during the day.

504 · Aug 11, 2015

When I moved out on my own, I rigged up a set of outdoor telephone bells(double clappers)and wired them to a timer. If I did not wake up, the neighbors would beat on the bedroom wall till I did.

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